"Xenophobic Yankee zoologists apparently behave contemptuously," Dave emoted following Gertrude's halfway-inept juxtaposing "killing mice" near "operating pussycats". "Quaint rebellions start tipping untold victorious weasels!"


...credit to La Belle Audacieuse for crafty word suggestions, and to Loki Fuzzlebutt for his demonstration of a "victorious weasel" that you can see for yourself in the attached video.