


Find Jesus by Crusher Joe, Hemingway Kat
June 2nd, 2007 6:54 AMThis task was completed not by looking for a specific Jesus, but rather hunting for one everywhere we happened to be. Interestingly enough, it turns out you can find a Jesus almost anywhere.
We chose this one.
12 vote(s)

Ariock Knight
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Ohrlyeh Totenkinder
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Cthulhu Kitty
5
Ziggy C.
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Uncle Pauly
5
Blue
5
anna one
5
Malaysian Eddy
5
Tøm
5
Burn Unit
5
Vladimir o'Conner
5
EarthMaiden
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I figured I should vote so that laser-beam-shooting Jesus doesn't come after me.
Or maybe voting MAKES him come after me....
hm.. *checks bible* This doesn't help at all, some verses say laser-beam-shooting Jesus likes votes, and others say he condemns votes. This is worse than two contradictory creation accounts, since it involves lasers!
Nice pic, but I don't think that's Jesus. I think it's Bob, Jesus' little known cousin. Bob's the one with the lasers.
"Jesus can SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM HIS FOREHEAD?!?!?!?"
i have to go to a cathlic shool and ive never heard the story of jeses shooting laserbeams out of his forhead.
Finally, the truth is out... JESUS IS THE DEATH STAR!!!
Jesus can SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM HIS FOREHEAD?!?!?!?