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Crusher Joe
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Find Jesus by Crusher Joe, Hemingway Kat

June 2nd, 2007 6:54 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Find a Jesus.

We found a Jesus at Auto Zone.

This task was completed not by looking for a specific Jesus, but rather hunting for one everywhere we happened to be. Interestingly enough, it turns out you can find a Jesus almost anywhere.

We chose this one.

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A Jesus

A Jesus



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posted by Lizard Boy on June 2nd, 2007 9:06 AM

Jesus can SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM HIS FOREHEAD?!?!?!?

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posted by Ariock Knight on June 2nd, 2007 10:29 AM

I figured I should vote so that laser-beam-shooting Jesus doesn't come after me.

Or maybe voting MAKES him come after me....

hm.. *checks bible* This doesn't help at all, some verses say laser-beam-shooting Jesus likes votes, and others say he condemns votes. This is worse than two contradictory creation accounts, since it involves lasers!

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posted by Uncle Pauly on June 2nd, 2007 3:01 PM

Nice pic, but I don't think that's Jesus. I think it's Bob, Jesus' little known cousin. Bob's the one with the lasers.

Re: Lizard Boy
posted by Blue on June 3rd, 2007 4:40 PM

"Jesus can SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM HIS FOREHEAD?!?!?!?"

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posted by anna one on June 4th, 2007 12:43 AM

I love "Bob".

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posted by rongo rongo on June 4th, 2007 2:02 PM

Is that a car decal or a mud flap?

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posted by Hemingway Kat on June 4th, 2007 2:36 PM

car decal.

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posted by SFzero Santa on June 20th, 2007 4:46 PM

i have to go to a cathlic shool and ive never heard the story of jeses shooting laserbeams out of his forhead.

He heals the sick...
posted by Tøm on June 21st, 2007 8:50 AM

...and laserbeams the poor.

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posted by Vladimir o'Conner on July 19th, 2007 2:00 PM

Finally, the truth is out... JESUS IS THE DEATH STAR!!!