Upon reading this, i immediately thought of an ideal secret message deposit and retrieval area. A wonderland of secret happenings, where the message finder was very likely to be alone & have a moment to read. First, I did some reconnaissance, so that should something go awry, i'd be aware of the nearest exit.


Thereafter, i entered into the much fabled secret message repository.


Then, i carefully selected a hiding place for my message, based almost entirely on where it would fit.
Since the toilet paper roll didn't provide the ninja-like concealment i was hoping for, i decided to place an even stealthier message behind another nearby "women door".

Having located another message repository, i originally intended to place the second message behind the roll as well, but then i saw this:

& suddenly i knew what i had to do.

Once message #2 was in place, i had an odd feeling; a combination of accomplishment & the need to pee.

Update: i returned to the scene of the second message about 2.5 hours after placement & it was gone (joy!). It wasn't in the box either, so someone must have actually taken the time to remove all the tape i used to agglutinate it. i hope they washed thoroughly afterward.