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bonus points for sounding like you're in the mafia or possibly a serial killer.
no one's ever called me (or anything I've done) hardcore before. I'd tip my hat or make some other antiquated gesture if I were wearing the appropriate garment.
But I'm not...so here's a bear:
I occasionally use reverse writing in my doodles, it's like cheerios for you brain (or something).
crap. In part I actually intended this as an exercise in not wasting food (after that whole unorthodox bath issue). Probably no humans will eat it, but there's a large population of seagulls, geese, and stray cats in that area that I'm hoping will make good use of those nutrients, if that's any consolation.
bonus if it Pinocchios & starts growing.
put on a puppet show for his amusement!
i think this is an elaborate cover for the fact that you actually were attacked by a tiger cub & are now a weretiger