Preenactment by GYØ Daryl, Tøm, GYØ Vicki, GYØ Neil, GYØ Ben
June 22nd, 2008 5:12 PMFor too long we have been downtrodden, terrorised and even... buried. It's time we stood up to the residents of Great Yarmouth and it's thriving tourist population. We are the undead, and we demand equal rights.
So it began. On a patch of wasteland, soon to be renvoated as part of Great Yarmouth's fancy tourism restoration, the ball was set rolling, on a collision course with victory. Ben had been infected a good while ago, and has been dead for a long time (have you not noticed?) and it was he who infected 3 zombie sympathisers and them spurred them on to attack an unsuspecting bystander.
Things were going well for the zombie horde. With 5 committed undead ready to show Great Yarmouth what they were made of, we set off.
The bustling seafront and centre of Great Yarmouth were our targets. Bystanders were moaned at, brains were lusted after and some people on buses definitely strained their necks. Children were given nightmares and standing by a donut stall must have cost the tourism industry millions. (We would like to point out this is the only reason we stood there. Nom, Nom, Nom)
We took things into town. Time to hit the Sunday walkers and Market shoppers. And anyway, there was more food in town, that's always good. We stodd outside the local black magicy store for a while to see what would happen. Not much did.
At this point Ben and Vicki had to leave. We bid them a fond "MARGH" and we parted ways. Daryl must've found a cure, because the next time we saw him he was living again. We let him live on the condition he took photos. He obliged.
And then we went to get a drink. We also asked for a job application, how awesome would working in the Lighthouse be? Whilst we got our drinks, they refused to give us forms. Another case of undeadism.
That was the last straw. We took it to city (read, town) hall. We started with a peaceful street protest, but it only attracted the attention of one man, and after a series of moaned questions we found out he was not a council worker. He was given the website address.
Seeing as this didn't seem to work, we marched up to town hall and battered on the door. They refused to see us. We saw this as a small victory, and another case of undead prejudice at the same time.
We decided to let the city of Yarmouth go free and the crimes against Zombiekind go unpunished.
For now...
Praxiiis shot
Mixercising
Screw 2 drops, throw the lot in.
All in?
Do it already!
The lot.
It went in.
Mixy mixy
Using a stick isn't silly.
No
It really isn't.
Fine
If you insist.
Rawr
Zombification: Stage one.
Gettem.
Some people were... reluctant.
Mwahaha
Kill the shirt.
Bloody handprints
The essential zombie accessory.
Oh my....
What's happened here then?
Chalk?
A body?!
Looks bad...
Headshot?
Deaded
Tom was unable to be saved.
Fine, seeing as I'm dead now and all
Let's get stuck in.
Saucey!
No actually, it's blood. Would you like some?
Shriek!
Neil was semi-reluctant.
Neil is a zombie
Run.
BrainFail
It melted....
Daryl was very reluctant
We put an end to that.
RAWR!
Vicki... is not a zombie?
So, brains?
Oh my!
Whatever can she do?
Oh noes!
Is there anything she can do?
Oh double-noes!
Can -anyone- save Vicki?
Erm...
No-one?
Ah.
Perhaps not.
Nope
She's a zombie. They all are! Residents of Yarmouth beware!
They're coming!
Run to the hills!
Ben loves Public Information
2 for 1!
Sizzling
Unfortunately, the offer was not on brains. Ben's interest dwindled.
Neil is no longer reluctant.
Looks painful...
Donuts
With no brains in easy reach, Ben went for donuts.
Ice cream will help
Whilst studying the Yarmouth rules. Nothing there said eating people's brains was bad, so we were in the clear!
Tourist Guide 08
Come to Yarmouth, see the walking dead!
T'was windy
Walking the streets
Maybe this place has some brains?
Not quite.
So the others left, and me, Neil and Daryl were left.
Brains are free of artificial flavourings and colours. But Marks and Spencers doesn't stock them for some strange reason.
We went to town
The old woman stared. A lot.
Zombscaltor
Handy travel for those who may well be missing legs.
We got drinks
And odd looks.
And snacks.
And odd looks. We directed emplyees here, we'll see if they come.
It's the revolution
It's time to take it to (town) hall.
A protest was in order.
What do we want? "MRGHH" When do we want it? "MRAAGH!"
I demand equal rights as a non-living resident
And more brains.
Let us in!
The council refused to see us. We see this a victory. I'm sure they will be brainless by the end of the week.
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What do we want? "MRGHH" When do we want it? "MRAAGH!"
What do we want? Audioproof
I'm not sure, it must have been in the car with Ben. It was packed in ice and it still melted!
Audioproof may be around somewhere, I'll check with documentors tomorrow :)
Yay FØEcakes/GYØ task completions!
If only we could conceive of some kind of vast trans-Atlantic collaboration....
yes! i second this. actually, i thought someone had an idea... i'll have to check.
I am always up (or down?) with trans-Atlantic collaborations.
I like them is what I mean to say and want to play with all GYØ players
My brain melted =[
Zombie blood does NOT wash off well!
what did you make it out of? i had a sticky disaster once at a murder mystery party with Mr. G and some corn syrup based blood.
i mean, i knew it wasn't going to be the best fake blood ever, looking all bright red and, well, fake, but i didn't expect the sticky. or the ANTS.
It was water, cornflour and red food colouring, and it wasn't sticky at all, it actually turned out to make our hands rather soft! But it wouldn't shift easily at all, my bath was covered in pink foam after attempting to remove it from my legs =P
We thought of corn syrup, but we couldn't find it.
I bet yours tasted better!
ummm.. dish soap.
when we did the crime scene task i think we used corn syrup, dishsoap, and then teriyaki sauce to darken it.
I copied and pasted a letter that has a few zombie tips for those who wish to become zombies
___________________________________
Brain making tips:
-Use a double strength jello mixture.
-Don't use (too much) flavored Jello (the color will be too dark)
-Use rice milk (or equivalent) as regular milk will curdle
-The right amounts of coloring and milk will give a nice pink color.
Blood making tips:
-Wear clother that can be destroyed.
-Use a lot of dish soap, which will make blood easier to clean.
I CAN T BELIEVE YOU DIDNT TELL ME BOUT THIS VICKI!!! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU THEN YOU WILL NO LONGER BE UNDEAD YOU WILL BE DEAD!!!!
BITCH!
Maybe she's the beleaguered. Sounds pretty defensive to me...
Gotta say, probably the best semi-successful zombie uprising I've read in the last few months. Congratulations!
It's a strange world when EpicFail congratulates you on your success...
this picture is very disturbing. i would not want a zombie bite there
Makes you wonder what a zombie would do with a tripod. But all the same well done. Shame I missed it but friends and suprise birthday parties and what not.
Impale people so they can't escape their imminent devourment.
Or, take photos. Yes... photos...
somedays i wish i was 16 again and living in great yarmouth.