25 + 80 points
Suggestions Box by Speznut Spikoo Moonkey, .thatskarobot
March 21st, 2008 6:55 PM
Speznut Spikoo Moonkey and I set out to collect the suggestions of Brentwoodians in the beautiful downtown Brentwood.

This first location, where the Christmas tree goes in the downtown park, was not an ample polling position. The foot traffic in this area was remarkably low, and it was easy for people to avoid us. We moved deeper into the heart of downtown Brentwood, and set up position in front of Bank of America. There is always a lot of foot traffic here, so we figured it would be perfect.


Sadly, we didn't get to many. A lot of people we asked simply ignored us. Another common dialog between us and people went like this:
Us: Excuse me, we were wondering if you had any suggestions?
Person: Uhm, like about what?
Us: Anything you want, the world, your job, people, anything. Anything you want.
Person: Yea, I don't have any.
My favorite people were the ones who wouldn't look over at us, but clearly knew we were there. The people who hide their faces from you, hoping you think that they just didn't see you. Those were fun.

We only got a few suggestions from this spot. It was getting boring. Then an employee of bank of America asked us to move. We decided to take to the road and went over to the Safeway shopping center. From there we traveled and questioned people in front of various businesses.

We walked and walked, and got suggestions.
Most people didn't have any.
I've learned that Brentwood has a severe lack of opinion, and in the future BW0 will have to task to fix this. I will now list the suggestions, along with pictures. Enjoy!
-NOTE: I wrote them as they're spelled, as I'm sure you can see in the proofs. Brentwood needs to learn how to spell.
"Why not try something like dead or alive meets Rumblem Rose. Different modes, over 20 characters to chose from. More to unlock, unlockable characters, more outfits. + weapons could be thrown like swords and whips."
"Suggestion to raise minimum wage$"
"Ladys should kiss more laides"
"I think their should be less black people in California."
"Legalize weed. Vote Oboma. All girls should be freaks."
"I suggest I go home right now!"
"I suggest we rid the world of bullshit."
"Brentwood needs to stop being so close minded."
"I think people should get naked!"
"Always make children #1. They're our future!"
"I suggest we take our asses back to Alabama."
"I suggest you stop asking for suggestions."
"Get rid of all KIDS"
"Would we ever run out of air? -C"
A bunch of price stickers
"I suggest... stop eating just the marshmellows in Lucky Charms!"
"That thier be hotter guys<3"
"Brentwood should stay the way it is."
"I suggest that... we spend less money worrying about global warming."
"More Cowbell!"
"Gas prices need to go down."

This first location, where the Christmas tree goes in the downtown park, was not an ample polling position. The foot traffic in this area was remarkably low, and it was easy for people to avoid us. We moved deeper into the heart of downtown Brentwood, and set up position in front of Bank of America. There is always a lot of foot traffic here, so we figured it would be perfect.


Sadly, we didn't get to many. A lot of people we asked simply ignored us. Another common dialog between us and people went like this:
Us: Excuse me, we were wondering if you had any suggestions?
Person: Uhm, like about what?
Us: Anything you want, the world, your job, people, anything. Anything you want.
Person: Yea, I don't have any.
My favorite people were the ones who wouldn't look over at us, but clearly knew we were there. The people who hide their faces from you, hoping you think that they just didn't see you. Those were fun.

We only got a few suggestions from this spot. It was getting boring. Then an employee of bank of America asked us to move. We decided to take to the road and went over to the Safeway shopping center. From there we traveled and questioned people in front of various businesses.

We walked and walked, and got suggestions.
Most people didn't have any.
I've learned that Brentwood has a severe lack of opinion, and in the future BW0 will have to task to fix this. I will now list the suggestions, along with pictures. Enjoy!
-NOTE: I wrote them as they're spelled, as I'm sure you can see in the proofs. Brentwood needs to learn how to spell.
"Why not try something like dead or alive meets Rumblem Rose. Different modes, over 20 characters to chose from. More to unlock, unlockable characters, more outfits. + weapons could be thrown like swords and whips."
"Suggestion to raise minimum wage$"
"Ladys should kiss more laides"
"I think their should be less black people in California."
"Legalize weed. Vote Oboma. All girls should be freaks."
"I suggest I go home right now!"
"I suggest we rid the world of bullshit."
"Brentwood needs to stop being so close minded."
"I think people should get naked!"
"Always make children #1. They're our future!"
"I suggest we take our asses back to Alabama."
"I suggest you stop asking for suggestions."
"Get rid of all KIDS"
"Would we ever run out of air? -C"
A bunch of price stickers
"I suggest... stop eating just the marshmellows in Lucky Charms!"
"That thier be hotter guys<3"
"Brentwood should stay the way it is."
"I suggest that... we spend less money worrying about global warming."
"More Cowbell!"
"Gas prices need to go down."
16 vote(s)
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Not Here No More
5
SNORLAX
5
Robert Burt
5
Tricia Tanaka
5
TEA
5
JK Bobbins
5
Lincøln
5
Jellybean of Thark
5
Kyle Westwood
5
Optical Dave
5
Lizard Boy
5
Loki
5
Tøm
5
Dela Dejavoo
5
Julian Muffinbot
5
Bex.
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posted by TEA on March 21st, 2008 9:50 PM
"I suggest you stop asking for suggestions."
but you didn't, did you?
So was this all for nought?
posted by Lizard Boy on March 22nd, 2008 9:48 AM
Vote for the tie, and for "would we ever run out of air?" (WTF?)
posted by Julian Muffinbot on March 22nd, 2008 9:11 PM
For sure, more unlockable characters, outfits to choose from, and weapons that could be thrown!
More cowbell!