my first impulse
to translate some lyrics from the song, i can't believe it's not booty,
by captain ahab, an ultimate la dance party band...

this was translated from english to portuguese to english to german to english to spanish to english...

"now, I
I fuck she/he them dogs females
and I
I fuck she/he the hos
and I
I fuck 'in in the mouth
and me
I fuck 'in in the nose
and me
I his/his/his/his/his fuck-mother
and I
am/his/his/his fuck testifies
and I
I am/his/his/his fuck the single sister for
with furious doing only
and I
his/his/his/his/his fuck-Grandmother if I
if I lower to the south
and me
I fuck she/he in the ear
and me
I fuck she/he in the mouth
and me
I his/his/his/his/his fuck-girlfriend if
if is
you and I did not accommodate
I fuck-Pope if
if I am in Rome"

i should tell them to do another remix with these updated lyrics.
the original are as follows:

"Well, I
I fuck them bitches
and I
I fuck them hos
and I
I fuck 'em in the mouth
and I
I fuck 'em in the nose
and I
I fuck your mama
and I
I fuck your dad
and I
I fuck your sister just to
just to make you mad
and I
I fuck your grandma when I
when I go down south
and I
I fuck her in the ear
and I
I fuck her in the mouth
and I
I fuck your girlfriend when
when you're not home
and I
I fuck the Pope when
when I'm in Rome"


of note: i particularly appreciated the musical quality of the repetitious pronouns, and how 'dad' metaphrased into 'testifies'...