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James J. Jeffries III Esq.
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 170 points
Last Logged In: August 14th, 2006

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James J. Jeffries III Esq. was a member of The University of Aesthematics
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Using Babelfish: "Ask not what your country can do for. you, ask what you can do for your country" Translated from English to French to German back to English, came back as: "Demand they, which can make your country for you, that, requires, ...

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I found a journal near an office building right next to where I stay. The strange artistic scribble on the cover is what drew me to it. I sat and flipped through it for a bit. The book consisted of journal entries and poems, or lyrics perhaps - mo...

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I wish Bush would just step down!

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The most common origin that I've found for "Hold Your Horses" is that it was a phrase first documented in the United States around the 19th century, used to warn Jockeys to prevent their race horses from getting a false start. Its generally used to...

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Walked by the Washington Mutual ATM on Polk and California. The guy at the machine was on his cell phone and left his ATM card in the machine. He quickly went back to his car and drove off. I quickly pulled the ATM card out of the slot and ran afte...

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An assemblage of street junk arranged in a way as to avoid contamination from fecal matter strewn about the area... Representation of desperation found in Tenderloin alleyways...

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While the mailman walked by, merrily on his route, I yelled out to him "Hey!" Then I snapped a picture of him. I don't think he liked it very much... Looks sorta like Jerry Springer...

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Self portrait in Shaving Cream. Restroom installation on mirror.

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Celebrities that apparently look like me, per myhertiage.com. All my matches ranged from 57% to 50%, with Jared Leto being the closest match (ahem...)

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