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Fight the Future by Flitworth

March 23rd, 2008 1:41 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Destroy a clock. Document.

This task has been dominated by physical abuse. I find that mind games are much more fun.

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Neglect
Arbitrary Standards
Arbitrary Standards
Denial of Purpose
Insecurity
Insecurity Cont.
Insecurity Final
Public Shaming
The Downward Spiral
Fight the Future.mov
P1010030.MOV
Temperature Exposure

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posted by Dax Tran-Caffee on March 23rd, 2008 7:50 AM

You are the most hilarious!

Don't worry about what kind of pie, just imagine whatever your favorite is. +1
posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 23rd, 2008 9:49 AM

You know how sometimes you'll sit down for a really delicious piece of pie. And it's just great. Delicious, and everything you wish a regular piece of that pie would be this is.

And then (if you were thinking of apple), right after you take that first bite and are already blown away, they go, "Yikes, I forgot the vanilla ice cream." And out comes this scoop of beautiful hand made vanilla ice cream.

That first video is the pie, the drip video is the ice cream.



(I was thinking of pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin pie. Do you have any?)

No Pie in Korea
posted by Flitworth on March 23rd, 2008 6:18 PM

Thanks:) I was really a bit worried this would be lame. I couldn't think of any more torture techniques. Even if I could imagine a way to sexually humiliate a wall clock I'm not sure I'm ready to go down that road...

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posted by Adam on March 23rd, 2008 6:23 PM

What about waterboarding?

Oh no, wait, that's not torture.

Silly me for being such a lefty, liberal, wooly, terrorist-loving, fool.

We Are Keeping Our Options Open
posted by Flitworth on March 23rd, 2008 6:27 PM

Adam, why must you be against us? When the clocks come to England who will protect you?

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on March 23rd, 2008 6:27 PM

"Waterboarding" is not a type of pie, Adam.

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posted by Lincøln on March 23rd, 2008 7:21 PM

But is Ding Dong a type of pie?

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posted by Bryce on March 23rd, 2008 9:23 PM

I never would have thought of that. So. freaking. Awesome.

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posted by susy derkins on March 24th, 2008 12:32 AM

Aw, the yelling was crushing. Poor thing, thoroughly destroyed.
It got me shivering, Flitworth, needles under the fingernails after slow, insidious damage.
One of those tasks that is actually a mirror, I guess: not sure if I like what I see but the craft is still remarkable.

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posted by Kid A on March 25th, 2008 1:19 AM

I preferred the captioned pictures to the video.

I enjoyed your take on this.

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posted by Coreopsis Major Bloden Melen on March 25th, 2008 12:57 PM

A vote, and a vow never to piss you off if I can help it (any more than I may already have on previous occasions.)

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posted by Kyle Westwood on March 26th, 2008 5:30 AM

That was quite awsome. The clock should have talked!

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posted by Jefftown™ on July 16th, 2008 10:04 PM

Absolutely brilliant. Well done! -Jt

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posted by Palindromedary on October 5th, 2009 5:24 PM

I loved the vision of the clock's physical doom reflected on it's face...
Kinda 2001: A Space Odysseyish.