my bag:
keys, cell phone with bento box sticker, japanese notebook with deer on cover, 2 $1 bills, wallet (containing: student ID, ymca card, Washington Mutual debit card, Jewel Osco Preferred card, Illinois state drivers license, insurance card, CTA city card, Johnston/Kukla label for front door, 3 character business cards), japanese craft book, The Subtle Knife by Philip Pullman, four pens, small zipper pouch (containing: tampon, 15 cents, Prince of Wales tea bag, green pouch containing digital camera, crochet hook, 3 (slightly used) earplugs in a small red bag that doesn't close, pink stuffed deer, 6 colors of felt, polyester stuffing, 3 spools of thread, 2 needles, piece of pink fabric, list of acquisitions of the week, CD of x-rays of my cat, coupon for free entree at Dharma Garden (thai restaurant), 2 pipe cleaners, stuffed owl, stuffed branch for stuffed owl to sit on, receipt from grocery store.

I divided the items into four groups for easy evaluation: smaller bags, paper products, crafts, miscellaneous. I think most people lack two of my sections, smaller bags and crafts. Based on the existence of these sections, I would say that the owner of the bag is into making/ houses for inanimate objects and then making the inanimate objects to inhabit the houses.

well, looking at this stuff I am forced to think what everyone thinks: this bag is owned by an elderly lady. . .wait, the tampon. . .this bag is owned by a semi-elderly lady, who likes Japan and has far too much free time on her hands. Those words are actually my brother's words, but I would agree. He suggests adding knitting needles, but only if they stick out of the bag. I however think I would like to add a bag for all the craft junk, or scissors, but the priority does lie with decreasing the frequency with which needles poke me. Removal might be better than addition.