INSTRUCTIONS: For three days, carry all of the things you normally carry in a wallet or purse in a non-standard receptacle. This receptacle could be a paper bag, a burlap sack, a cup, a piece of soft food, your hand, etc. This task will not be accepted and scored if the receptacle is too standard! No pockets or prefabricated bags - nothing that can be construed as being engineered for carrying credit cards, cash, driver's license, and whatever else you have in your wallet. Extraordinary proofs will be scored accordingly - significant bonus points for baking your personal effects into a cake that you bring around and eat to access items when necessary.
Hahaha... that's the perfect movie box to use for a wallet. I can't believe that people weren't noticing it. I guess bus drivers and bouncers see weird shit all the time though. Still, I hope that I never get so dulled to strange things as to ignore the fact that someone is keeping their ID in "Con Air."