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Icky Bob
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Work is So Strange by Icky Bob

March 27th, 2006 4:47 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Describe in some detail the strangest thing that happened to you at work in the past week. If you don't work, describe the strangest thing that happened to you during a leisure activity.

I have an impressive used (horse) speculum collection.

In leisure time I enjoy receiving from generous destitute gentlemen, metaphorical malevolent punts to the groin and cranium, the treasured pastime of circulating downtown public restrooms and bus stops probing for superfluous clusters and wadded miscellaneous forms of discarded detritus. Urine is not always warm.

Bathing or cleaning the body in any way is a sin in the eyes of my god(s), punishable by castration or death.

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I WILL DANCE FOR THE SCAB

I WILL DANCE FOR THE SCAB

Refined broth promotes the collapse of jarring corrosives.



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