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Find Your Evil Twin by Ink Tea

October 4th, 2006 3:53 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: It is a well-known fact that you (and everyone you know) are unremarkable. So unremarkable are you in appearance (and personality, intellect, etc.) that somewhere out there you have an evil twin. Hell, you might just be someone else's evil twin. So find him/her. Your life won't be complete without it.

My Evil Twin or the person S4 fondly refers to as “Fucker”

One day during the first month or so we’d gotten to know each other, Star5 and I were walking down the sidewalk. Unprovoked, I pushed her into a streetlamp. Like you do. She huffed, “Okay Oliver”, which at the time meant nothing to me. I had yet to meet Oliver X- he was still living in San Francisco at the time.

Later last summer, at Burning Man, during our teardown of camp, I scaled the dome and my campmates told me to stand up so they could take a picture of me “being Oliver”. I’d met the guy, only briefly, but to me he was just some girl’s boyfriend over in Alis’ camp. I didn’t actually meet Olly until the fall, when he came up to Minneapolis for a visit. We ended up in an intense conversation about all the mischief and pranks we’d each wreaked over the years, and I agreed to eke out some revenge in his stead. Later that fall, he moved back to the Twin Cities.

Now, the fact that Olly and I are twins eluded all of us for quite a while- perhaps Star5 knew something that day I pushed her into a lamppost. Oliver and I became good friends, and hung out fairly regularly, and not realizing there was anything more than a bunch of shared interests and some similar personality characteristics. Until the night we both bleached our hair (unbeknownst to one another) for a party, and we realized something was up- that there was much more than coincidence to the similarities between us.

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One thing I realized- one doesn’t necessarily have to be at odds with one’s twin- it doesn’t have to be good vs evil. I think we’re probably naughty and naughtier. I’m fine with that. What’s better than that pulling the old “twin switch” on Olly’s gal?

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Thanks to Puss for photos.

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Twins!

Twins!

It almost appears that we are conjoined, but we aren't.



Kiss

Kiss

I don't know. It was a cute picture.


Smooch

Smooch

She has NO IDEA which one of us is kissing her!



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posted by Ink Tea on October 4th, 2006 4:00 PM

You might notice that I've also changed my icon to a masquerade of Olly's. It's from this photo by Bryiarrose. Thanks ladies, for your photographic presences. And presents.

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posted by Rubin Starset on October 4th, 2006 4:08 PM

All of you out there are evil pranksters. :)

awwwwwwwww!
posted by mock piratey turtle on October 4th, 2006 8:58 PM

aw!

I second the Aw!
posted by Jason 7au on October 6th, 2006 6:06 PM

Aw x2!

Unknowing rephotography
posted by Ink Tea on May 5th, 2008 1:49 PM

Inky kisses Star5