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Significant Gesture Creation And Use by Ink Tea

October 17th, 2006 7:50 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create and document a significant gesture. Use the gesture in your everyday life. If you wish, you may design a gesture that can be used to indicate your involvement in SFZero to other players or San Franciscans.

So, you're sitting there, playing Egyptian Rat Screw with your roommates, discussing piracy and wine, and suddenly your hand begins talking to you. This gesture is not merely a gesture, but an alternate personality, and a fighting style to be feared.

This hand is crazy, piratical, and wants your booze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P90Cw8-a4Bg

This is a link to the movie on You Tube

Now, you may be wondering, how could a thing like this come into being? Well, you could be drinking wine, and decide that you were going to "reallocate" your roommate's wine for yourself, making a pirate hook with your pointer finger.

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Like so.

But you might feel like rum is more of a pirate drink, but your pointer finger is being used for wine, but if you put rum on your pinkie finger, it must be "red rum"

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Like so.

These two things leave one's hand in a devil gesture, or an anubis gesture, if you have your thumb, index, and ring fingers loose and outward. And the alpha and omega of *my* fiendish drinks is whiskey, which puts the life into the talking hand.
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This gesture should be used mainly when you've been drinking enough that your hand is drunk.

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posted by Cameron on October 17th, 2006 10:53 PM

What the devil is Egyptian Rat Screw?

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posted by Ink Tea on October 18th, 2006 5:03 AM

Egyptian Rat Screw

On more than one occasion, it has been assumed that my quick, twitchy, paranoid nature would make me a surefire winner at this game. I pointed out that my twitchy, paranoid nature also keeps me from wanting to throw my hand into a fray of hand slapping.

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posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 18th, 2006 5:17 PM

Firstly, ERS is great though I haven't played in 15 years. I imagine the hand-slapping becomes a bit more intense when you get bigger and drink whiskey.

But, wow. That is a fine hand gesture. And, by "fine" I mean terrifying and possibly evil. I like that it has an underbite. I wish I could have tried this last night when *my* hand was drunk.

I suggest part of the hand also say marmalade.

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posted by Ink Tea on October 19th, 2006 7:37 AM

Marmalade is always, always for the lips.

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posted by jack knife on October 19th, 2006 12:13 PM

Be wary, these are not the players with whom to learn Egyptian Ratscrew. They are sharks. With fins. They cannot help themselves. It is primeval.

Combining this with whiskey would probably make the right hand and the left not only not recognize each other's motives, but possibly cause sign language dialects comparable to Mandarin and Cantonese.

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posted by Ink Tea on October 19th, 2006 1:09 PM

My roommates aren't that scary! Nor are they vicious ERS players. I just learned to play two years ago. My kiddos are much less scary ERS playahs than the burners.

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on October 19th, 2006 1:35 PM

My drunk hand can kick your drunk hands ass at ERS. I'm just saying.

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posted by r0ck c4ndy on October 19th, 2006 1:37 PM

By the way, that shit is hilarious

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posted by Raymond Luxury Yacht on October 20th, 2006 3:36 PM

Awright. This has given me so much pleasure. Must. Give. Bonus points.

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posted by Ink Tea on October 20th, 2006 8:58 PM

This has inspired me to do a series of strange videos. Oh, You Tube, what have you done to me?