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Add a Useless Rope by Not Here No More, Young Cain, Mistress MeiMei, SOMBREROED SEPTANINJA, waffles!!!

August 18th, 2009 8:47 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: I seldom find in my adventures that a rope has been positioned in a way which fascinates me without being helpful, such as perhaps turning a piece of public art and a tree into the supports for a giant spiderweb.

Install a useless rope or string.

After the Goblin Market on Union Square Anna, Anthony, Hayley, Bryce, and I explored two floors of the St. Francis Hotel: the first and the thirty first. The elevator rises fairly high to give the people inside a pretty panoramic view of the city. When you go down, it plummets pretty quickly. Anthony ended up jumping out the last time (which was probably the third time down), and I sat down to avoid a slight bout of elevator sickness, after experiencing four continuous cycles of up and down and up and down and up and... argh. The view was brilliant. Since my computer's not feeling well, I had to hook some of the proof up to youtube.

We installed the rope, which was taken from Ben Sunshine's car on the rail around the edge of the elevator's window. It would fall if if held, and, hence, was useless, and, quite honestly, malicious.

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nauseous of the world thank thee
posted by susy derkins on August 19th, 2009 1:12 PM

but-but, not useless!

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posted by Not Here No More on August 19th, 2009 4:00 PM

Useless, dear, was the fact that if you pulled the rope it was going to fall off.

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posted by JTony Loves Brains on August 19th, 2009 11:13 PM

Plus, I've never heard of rope curing nausea......unless you hang yourself with it!

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posted by Ben [Sunshine] on August 21st, 2009 9:28 PM

Vote because that rope had been sitting on my desk for literally EIGHT YEARS. And it has now been repurposed for something far better. Yay!

+Sunshine