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Jay Valanju was a member of The University of Aesthematics
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Schlong -- Bay Area Punk circa 1996 Prick -- Kevin McMahon joined up with Andy Kubiszewki of Stabbing Westward Stabbing Westward Rammstein White Zombie Pantera Tool Danzig -- how did the Misfits turn into Danzig?? Alice in Chains Black Sabba...
It's better to give than to receive. I already have cards for work and don't need new ones that I will give out by mistake. Instead, I made cards for my favorite person west of Texas.
Evil Jay is actually one of my classmates from my MBA class. People confused us when school started. People in my cohort called me "good Jay" and him "evil Jay". People in his cohort called him "good Jay" and me "evil Jay". Once again proving tha...
I came, I saw, I lasted under 2 hours. The Great State of Texas isn't know for its public transportation and I needed to get to another city (San Antonio). Because we're a *real state* with actual land mass, the cities are spaced a bit apart. I s...
I stopped using a wallet in college. It get's in the way. If that doesn't make sense to you, think: I wear boxers so nothing gets in the way. I actually don't even use my pockets often. I usually carry stuff around in my hands which has led me to...
Because I'm a good capitalist and like making money... "government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem." -- Ronald Reagan
This is a bit pld but I think it'll do. I had tried to reach out to Kelly Revak but she sort of hated me. So I kind of gave up. Then one day I get this message on friendster: Date: Wednesday, October 15, 2003 5:17:00 PM Subject: boo Message...
My CFO left his adding machine at an offsite meeting at a coffee shop. Unfortunately the ransom note was met with a return email stating that he may "forget" to write me an expense check! My demands were sadly not met. I was hoping for a left hand...
Once in awhile a friend leaves something behind in a public place. Go ahead and pick it up for them but hold it for ransom. Take picture of it with a ransom note, complete with demands. Email or mail the note to them. Bonus points if they pay up ...
I was working at the bar at Halycon the other day. I took a small work break and started talking to the guy next to me. He was from Mexico looking to buy some land here in Texas. After abotu 10 minutes of talking about real estate, he busts out a ...