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Spatial Transplanting by Recaba Surrealism
March 27th, 2008 10:42 AM
I spatial Transplanted when I get ready to go somewheres. I first walked down my hall to get to feeding my fishes. That was 6 steps staight and 11 steps to the left. ANd then I go 3 steps to the right and feel the fish. I diagonally go four steps to my extra bed to grab my hello kitty purse and then out my bedroom door I go 11 steps and 6 steps back to my living room. I go right 3 steps and left 5 steps to eat my pills in the kitchen and skoot 2 steps to the left to get some water with which to swallow.
At my friend's house I mimiced this wild routine, and things ran surprisingly smooth. I started at her front door, just like at my own,

and was able to walk down a hall to my "bedroom" only I ended up in her bathroom.

My door was also sooner than the bathroom door, and so I opened a invisa-door.

I ran into the sink whilst trying to feed the fishes and used air spray to feed them with.

I bumped into another wall while getting my purse.

I walked back down the hall without fail,

but my kitchen was her stairway and I crashed into a wall while trying to take pills.

I drank invisa-water from an invisa-sink.

THE END
At my friend's house I mimiced this wild routine, and things ran surprisingly smooth. I started at her front door, just like at my own,

and was able to walk down a hall to my "bedroom" only I ended up in her bathroom.

My door was also sooner than the bathroom door, and so I opened a invisa-door.

I ran into the sink whilst trying to feed the fishes and used air spray to feed them with.

I bumped into another wall while getting my purse.

I walked back down the hall without fail,

but my kitchen was her stairway and I crashed into a wall while trying to take pills.

I drank invisa-water from an invisa-sink.

THE END
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posted by Scienceguru on March 27th, 2008 11:41 AM
Methinks you are talking to yourself :>
posted by Blue on March 27th, 2008 5:42 PM
'Sometimes I catch myself talking to myself."
"Oh no totally I have noticed you doing that to."
"Oh whatever like you don't"
"No, in fact, I don't"
posted by Not Here No More on March 27th, 2008 6:05 PM
Lady of wombats, thou makst me laugh.
I really liked how you bumped into a wall, Jena. You are so cool!