SF0 / JenaLange / Fortune Not Cookie

25 + 6 points

Fortune Not Cookie by Recaba Surrealism, Geonny Peonny, Dr Pretentious

June 3rd, 2009 10:30 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Install fortunes of your devising in permanent or non-permanent media in openable structures, such that passersby will come across them.

Jena (Recaba) and I (Jawknee) made fortunes. Being primarily ambulatory, we called upon our bewheeled compatriot, Dr. Pretentious, to aid us in the dissemination of said fortunes. We went to a local Drug Store to buy some SUPPLIES, and placed a few. Then we went to Applebees to get some grub, because Applebees makes some damn tasty grub.

We placed a few fortunes around Applebees, one of which I tossed between my plate and the woven heat-mat thing beneath the plate. Our waitress saw me taking a picture of said fortune and grew suspicious. At the end of the meal she took Jena and the good Doctor's heat-mats along with their plates, but she took only my plate and left the heat-mat with the fortune resting on it in plain sight! How embarrassing!

We dumped the remaining fortunes into various DVD's at Hollywood Video.

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Better Than SF0?

We hid fortunes in these, and I think this makes a great Praxis Photo!

Favorite Fortune

This is our favorite of the fortunes we made. We put it in the car of Jena's older, very socially awkward, brother.

Favorite Fortune BACK

This is what the back of the fortunes look like. We are totally fluent in Chinese, by the way.

Fortunes

An unfortunately blurry shot of all our hard work.

Hiding Place #1

One of those telephone pole things, you know... One of those. Like in the picture.

Hiding Place #2

A 40th Birthday card. This particular one does not sing a song by Smash Mouth.

Hiding Place #3

Jena is so emotive. Hiding a fortune in some bag-like object. Possibly a bag.

Hiding Place #4

A book about the GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVER! That's Dr. Pretentious in the background, being nefarious.

Hiding Place #5

A little decorative treasure chest. I hate the Decorative Knick-Knack aisle...

Hiding Place #6

Under the wiper-blade of one of those awful Cube cars. We knew exactly which fortune to give to the owner of THAT monstrosity. "If you don't [Section Ripped] then you will die."

Hiding Place #7

The Menu of Applebee's!

Hiding Place #8

We slipped one into the fork-and-knife-in-a-napkin thing that was on the table next to us. Unfortunately we did not get to see anybody sit there and unravel their fortune/silverware.

Hiding Place #9

Between my plate of chicken strips and the woven heat-mat thing beneath it. The only one to get caught.

Hiding Place #10

We decided to give our waitress a tip AND a fortune. She was THAT good!

Hiding Place #11

Jawknee had to visit his little brother's house for an errand and tucked one away in his bro's Playstation. He texted Jawknee about it the next day and Jawknee played ignorant.

Hiding Place #12