A Real Life Secret Egg by Recaba Surrealism, Geonny Peonny
March 27th, 2008 10:45 AM
A Carton of Eggs and some Sprinkles,
We Sucked and we Spat in the Sinkles,
We Went to the Store,
At a Quarter to Four,
Put the Egg back, and That's it, I Thinkles.
SO me and my SFO friend Geonny bought eggs and sprinkles at safeway. Then we took one and poked a hole in it and sucked out the insides, spitting them into the sink. (This part was gross in taste and texture.) Cleaning out the insides with water to the best of our abilities, we let it dry. THEN!!! I slowingly filled the egg up with pinkle sprinkles and Geonny helped too but I did the bester job. When all done, which took some time to finish, we sealed the egg up, which proved to be difficult. Toothpaste is not a good sealant, glue works better. After all that mayhem, we went back to the store where I swiftly replaced a normal egg for our sprinkle egg. Whosoever buys that carton will get quite the SECRET EGG indeed!
Eggs and Sprinkles
Sprinkles and Eggs
God's egg
It glows with Ferocity!
Sucking eggs
This was gross
I can't believe it
There's a picture on the internet of me sucking eggs
Eggspit
Tastes like chicken (get it? That's a chicken egg!)
Eggspit
Is that a spit bubble?
One empty egg
I broked it and it wasted my life
Pourin' Sprinkles
Getto Funnel made from paper and folding
One full egg
To be honest, I'd rather have NOT poured sprinkles in that egg, I hate the internets.
Pepsodent
Mmmmm... Original Flavor.
Edible Caulking
A last minute attempt to seal the hole.
Pretty in Pink
This side goes down, obviously. Too suspicious-looking.
Go Me, Go go go!
Replacing the egg, the most terrifying minute in that day.
I couldn't do it.
I couldn't steal that egg we took out of the carton, so we left it there and ran out the door, screaming.
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this is why I always inspect eggs before buying them.
Adam, don't be silly, they'll know it's a real life secret egg just by its weight. there will be no pink sprinkles in anybody's cake or breakfast omelet.
Fair point, they might think it was double yolked or a freak egg though.
I didn't say sprinkle cake was a bad thing. Far from.
I would love to see the person's face.
But then Im a sadist.
i can't help it, i laughed at you running out of the store screaming.
That is going to fuck someone up when they crack pink sparkles into their cake mixture, frying pan or microwave.
I hope a blind person doesn't get it.
I love it though.