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A few blocks from my new pad
I live in the Marina! I can't afford it, and I'm dangerously close to financial ruin, but to all outward appearances I am one loaded, hip, urban guy.
So, like, oh my god I totally decided to see how many times in a day, like, people used the word "like" in their sentences. Now I, like, didn't count the number of times it got, like, used properly in a sentence. So only, like, instances when it got...
I work for a car rental agency. A customer came in to rent an SUV which we did not have, so I drove him to the next closest branch which had a shiny Nissan X-Terra waiting for him. As I am walking around the car pointing out the features he asks ho...
1 Drivers License 1 Expired Student ID from large Midwestern University 1 Condom 1 $10 Bet Slip from Palms Casino on the Minnesota Viking to win the Superbowl @ 35/1 2 Visa Debit Cards 1 Discover (maxed out) 1 Visa w/Vikings Logo (maxed out) 1...
Walnut Creek Bart Station 7:20 am 6/9/06 Everyone not dressed for work is wearing generic tennis shoes, the kind you buy at Target for 19.99. They are always white. All the well dressed men headed West (San Francisco) have shiny loafers in blac...
Normally I ride my Huffy-10 speed the .5 miles to the Bart Station, then take the train 2 stops, and ride the remaining .5 miles to my office. However my lazy ass got driven today- thus contributing to the rapid environmental decline of our planet a...
To Get from Welsey Willis to Celine Dion (13 degrees): Wesley Willis-->Daniel Johnston-->Butthole Surfers-->Sonic Youth-->Husker Du-->The Replacements-->Goo Goo Dolls-->Matchbox Twenty-->Edwin Mccain-->Jewel-->Alanis Morrisette-->Madonna-->Mariah Ca...
Apparently I have a 70% match with Jason Biggs, the pie fucker from "American Pie" You can imagine how thrilled I am.
Using the above provided link (too lazy to find one on my own) I typed my mission statement in English "I have come to drink beer, hook up with some Chi Omegas and kick ass. And I'm all out of beer and Chi Omegas!" Then we mix in a little Spanish:...