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La Moustache Fausse by Kassitastrophe, zer0gee

November 7th, 2008 1:13 AM / Location: 41.889112,-88.31654

INSTRUCTIONS: Execute an epic addition of a false mustache to a publicly-viewable image (or multiple publicly-viewable images) over which you do not have original creative control.

Mustache Rides!

zer0gee and Kassitastrophe are pimpin' out the ridable mustaches for your pleasure!

We made our 'staches from fake fur and attached magnets to the backs of them. Our rule was that we could only use vehicles for this praxis that the mustaches would actually adhere to - non-magnetic transport was off limits. However, as you can see below, it was difficult to prevent ourselves from mustaching magnetic objects that were not vehicles.

Most of the rides in this praxis were unoccupied at the time of the alterations, with two exceptions. The Elgin street sweeper guy was pretty bemused at zer0gee's request to mustache and photograph his truck, though he declined her offer to choose from the available mustaches himself. The four burly Chicago city workers manning the Public Works tree-trimming truck gave zer0gee strange looks, but nevertheless agreed to allow her to violate their vehicle.




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Kassitastrophe, zer0gee, and Mustachio

Kassitastrophe, zer0gee, and Mustachio

Mustachio is Kassitastrophe's stuffed mustache.


zer0gee creates a stash.

zer0gee creates a stash.


cutting the fake fur

cutting the fake fur


zer0gee with grandpa

zer0gee with grandpa


sticking on magnets

sticking on magnets

yay, double-stick tape!


yay, the magnet works!

yay, the magnet works!


table with mustache

table with mustache


Mustachio is our inspiration

Mustachio is our inspiration


fridge with mustache

fridge with mustache


Lincoln is our inspiration

Lincoln is our inspiration

this one is zer0gee's favorite


stove with mustache

stove with mustache


zer0gee amuses herself...

zer0gee amuses herself...

How many things in Kassitastrophe's apartment are magnetic?


trashcan, um, goes Lincoln

trashcan, um, goes Lincoln

Kassitastrophe's kitty, Seba, checks out the 'stache.


German gentleman

German gentleman

Kassitastrophe's car


V Dub mustache

V Dub mustache


blue-collar guy

blue-collar guy

school bus - note the driver, as he was very nice and happy to allow us to take pictures of his bus


dapper foreigner

dapper foreigner

cream-colored Volkswagen beetle - this car looks so cheerful!


V Dub with Hitler Stash...

V Dub with Hitler Stash...

this makes Kassitastrophe laugh.


burly hunk

burly hunk

City of Geneva public works van - zer0gee asked Kassitastrophe, "Which one of our mustaches looks most like a construction worker's?" This is the one she picked.


going postal

going postal

small US Postal Service truck


older brother

older brother

large US Postal Service truck


cruiser

cruiser

A p.t. on a PT! zer0gee finds this extremely amusing.


working hard

working hard

Elgin street sweeper truck


small but sporty

small but sporty

red Mini - probably zer0gee's favorite because it looks so natural


lumberjack

lumberjack

Chicago Public Works tree cutting truck


been around the block

been around the block

built Ford tough


delivery man

delivery man


overnight service

overnight service

go FedEx


sir, yes sir!

sir, yes sir!

Six Flags Great America FrightFest, in "Area 51" section of park


with mustache

with mustache


secret service

secret service

This is an "Alien Transport" vehicle


keep back 500 ft from this mustache

keep back 500 ft from this mustache


fallen soldier

fallen soldier

This Jeep is under a big UFO. The UFO was, unfortunately, not magnetic.


intergalactic

intergalactic


dream on, little man

dream on, little man

he'll understand when he gets older


grandpa mailbox

grandpa mailbox


handlebar mailbox

handlebar mailbox


electrical box

electrical box

this one reminds zer0gee of a man with a pipe


Geneva mill works sculpture

Geneva mill works sculpture


with historical information for you

with historical information for you


mill sculpture

mill sculpture


steampunk mustache

steampunk mustache


dangerous mustache

dangerous mustache


really big dumpster?

really big dumpster?

note Kassitastrophe to the left


Lulz!

Lulz!

you can only park 15 minutes on this mustache


Grandpa!

Grandpa!


handlebar on the bike rack

handlebar on the bike rack

there aren't enough magnetic objects.


70's mustache

70's mustache

hello ma'am, i'm here to repair your phone...


friends

friends


this one has a nose.

this one has a nose.


Don't walk.

Don't walk.

this Geneva street light has a mustache.



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10 comment(s)

haha
posted by done on November 7th, 2008 1:55 AM

this is funny.

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posted by Scarlett on November 7th, 2008 2:17 AM

Excellent moustache-shape representation.

Charmed, I'm sure!
posted by Ink Tea on November 7th, 2008 6:16 AM

http://www.scarygoround.com/?date=20081106

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posted by Jennifer Juniper on November 7th, 2008 6:49 AM

"friends" --- my personal fave

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posted by LittleMonk on November 7th, 2008 8:30 AM

I love it! I'm glad you expanded your additions to non-cars as they were some of my favorites. I'm now inspired to add a giant mustache to my fridge!

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posted by Meelar on November 7th, 2008 8:30 AM

Ah haha, this is hilarious. Plus a bonus point for involving random people in your task, and for "moustache rides". This is excellent.

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posted by zer0gee on November 8th, 2008 10:01 PM

Thanks! I have realized since posting this that the Chicago Public Works guys are actually visible in the photo of the big blue tree trimming truck - look toward the lower left of the picture to see them.

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posted by Dopey on November 7th, 2008 10:48 AM

Never put down the moustache. As Lincoln "takes a picture everyday" you should "moustache atleast one thing everyday" Great job, very amusing.

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posted by Charlie Fish on November 17th, 2008 5:55 AM

Amazing how much fun you can have with some felt, a sticky magnet and a sense of humour.

Built Ford Tough is my second favorite, but Wonderbread takes the 'stache. ~Waldo
posted by Waldo Cheerio on November 23rd, 2008 11:37 PM

I don't know how I missed this. Definite 5-vote when I can.