

Misdirected Fan Mail by Kassitastrophe
April 13th, 2008 4:29 PM
Dear Former President Reagan, First off, let me tell you that you are my favorite U.S president. (you are even cooler than Lincoln!) I really think Mr. Bush could use your help fixing our economy. (haha) Plz help me. I know the news says you died in 2004 (i just guessed) but i know you are like Elvis and just faked your death so you could be out of the spot light. -your #1 fan.
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God America has sucky stamps. As a (former) stamp collector I felt it was my duty to point that out.
I don't really think he is cooler than Lincoln, I just said that to make him feel good.
Ah, well you haven't seen these then.
Polk is a pretty neat president too.
Dear Adam S.,
Are you frontin'? Are you dissin' our modern philately? You best not be steppin' or I will pop a triangular Pacific 97 transportation stamp in your arse.
Love,
Inky
is that waste not paper stationary? i used to work at an art store. we sold that shit! i'm so smart.
i got it at The Paper Source...yes. ;) You caught me.
I never remember to check up on these tasks afterward.