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If you do not vote for me Julian Muffinbot, I shall end your life forthwith. Know that I hold the location of your slumber within my encephalitic braincase. Know also that I possess middling quality kitchen knives.
And finally, know that there is no stamp that you may possess that I cannot take away.
Guh, I just noticed a spelling error on the word 'conflicts'. We all know how sorcerers hold spelling as the value of one's life, and now I'm worthless and embarrassed.
I've always taken the same approach to job interviews as I did to women. I don't decide they won't fuck me before we interact, I let them decide that for themselves. Since I had no job, I took whatever interviews I could, even if I was vastly underqualified.
I actually find this quite offensive. To compare your romantic pain with the torture and death of slaves is horrifying.
and yet still no vote from you!
Ho. Lee. Crap.
Ours is resolution and speed based. I'm very good at utilizing pre-existing tools.
1st place team prize for Steampunk Scavenger Hunt
About 3/5 times I load the front page, I am confronted with Mr. G's nutsack.