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Ho. Lee. Crap.
I actually find this quite offensive. To compare your romantic pain with the torture and death of slaves is horrifying.
I've always taken the same approach to job interviews as I did to women. I don't decide they won't fuck me before we interact, I let them decide that for themselves. Since I had no job, I took whatever interviews I could, even if I was vastly underqualified.
Ours is resolution and speed based. I'm very good at utilizing pre-existing tools.
1st place team prize for Steampunk Scavenger Hunt
Dearest Mat,
unless you are going to pay for psychotherapy and carry me to places, you could not possibly provide enough encouragement. Once I begin my job and have finances, my self imposed exile will most likely fade away and then I shall crush the very foundations of our world.
Googleplex,
Love Smasher
and yet still no vote from you!
About 3/5 times I load the front page, I am confronted with Mr. G's nutsack.
Just because I plan does not mean I plan well.