There is Nothing More Incriminating Than Kriss Kross

So Rubin left his Kriss Kross CD "Totally Krossed Out" at my wake. Much like Hammer, Kriss Kross is NEVER ok. I realized that I had in my possession evidence that incriminated Rubin of being totally uncool. It was time for a task.

Rubin was badgering me to give him his beloved CD back but, I felt that the world needed to know how much Rubin loved Kriss Kross. Staying to the long standing HC tradition of messing with people and pulling strangers unwittingly into your plot, I devised a plan. The first part of my plan was to make sure that if my plan failed, I could replace Rubin's Kriss Kross CD. With a little research I decided that I was not going to be hurting to find this one.

I agonized for about a week as to where I was going to leave the CD. After talking to a few people I finally decided on Dolores Park....on Easter. It was perfect! Freaks EVERYWHERE! And I had an Easter egg! If you aren't familiar with Dolores Park on Easter, It is a big gay celebration with the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence and a Hunky Jesus contest among many other events for the sexually askew of San Francisco...a costuming flamboyant extravaganza. It was my first time there...It was awesome...it was perfect!

I got the CD, 4 Stamps, a picture of Rubin (seen here) which I had altered to show his love for Kriss Kross, and a letter which read...

Hello Kind Stranger,
I think you need to know that Rubin Starset LOVES Kriss Kross. He got drunk and left me at a party. Please Help me get home! Included in this envelope is more than enough postage to get me to my destination. Please put me and this letter along with your name, address or email address in a package addressed to.....
You will be dully rewarded for your kindness!
P.S. Tell everyone you meet that Rubin Starset Loves Kriss Kross.

...and put them all together in an envelope labeled: To Whomever Finds this Envelope and CD.

Once at the park, I wandered around a while until I found the perfect nook under a tree beneath where someone from the hunky Jesus contest had propped up their crucifix and crown of thorns. I had also picked up a little plastic, orange, Easter egg which I symbolically included in the setup.

It took about a half of an hour before I noticed someone milling about around the setup. I snapped a couple quick photos of him and watched as he took the items over to a picnic table and started looking at them. Of all the people in the park that day that could have stumbled upon the cd this guy had to be the creepiest guy imaginable. I think it was either his mustache, glasses or the fact that he apparently was at this event alone. Oh well....he has Rubin's address now.

I returned to the place where I had hidden the evidence and all that was left was the picture of Rubin....HA!

To top off the task I completed "The Gift of Task" by creating "Thanks!" to ensure that Rubin would reward the creepy guy if the Kriss Kross CD was eventually returned. I would hate to be made out to be a liar.