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The Revolutionary
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Rediscover Non-Sexual Touch by The Revolutionary

November 8th, 2007 10:59 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Rediscover non-sexual touch.

Lisez moins, vivez plus.
(Read less, live more.)


[protest slogan, '68 revolt]



60 feet in the air, straddling a beam of the trellis bridge where I seem to spend my every weekend these days, a radical theory was formed by The Professional Bridge Climber. She postulated that stability was the same whether our eyes were closed or open, and that climbing using your eyes was, in fact, more dangerous than climbing just by feel. She put this theory into practice right then and there, disappearing into the bridgeworks with her hankercheif over her face, expecting me to follow. I feared for my life and did nothing more than wrap a bandana around my eyes and glide my hands over the rusted steel that was already within reach.

These photographs document some of my textural observations of the bridge at that moment:

touch.jpg



On the next climb, one week later, I worked up the gall to test this theory for myself...

I took a few deep breaths, considered what I've accomplished in my life so far, then tied on my blindfold. Using touch alone, I navigated myself from one side of the bridge all the way to the other. It was actually a lot less harrowing than it looks.

touch2.jpg


So I must conclude that touch is, in fact, a superior way to climb -- you trust nothing without first feeling whether you are stable. However, it is a slow process, and it does tend to frighten the photographer some.

touch3.jpg

- smaller

50 feet above the railroad tracks.



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Holy cow!
posted by Loki on November 9th, 2007 12:24 AM

Sure, it's a bit of a stretch to shoehorn this completion into this particular task. . . but, how could I possibly contemplate not voting for blind bridge climbing?

You've raised the bar on a wide range of both "climb stuff" and "do stuff while blindfolded" tasks.

Incredible.

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posted by The Revolutionary on November 9th, 2007 6:54 AM

I promise, dear Loki, that this is the last in the series of shoehorn tasks.

The next one will be entirely inspired.

Thanks for the vote!

How do you seam to live more & read more than I do?!?!?
posted by Blue on November 9th, 2007 9:06 AM

Mmmmm... shoehorn, damn I love good verbiage; where can I get me some of that verbiage?

And by verbiage I do not mean verbiage but rather what I would like verbiage to mean, unusual, concise, verbs, so... phraseology? MMmmm phraseology where can I get me some phraseology.

terrifying and wonderful
posted by lara black on November 15th, 2007 3:02 PM

is what this is.