This is a tricky one, a monumental task of convolution. One can go either supercomplex or ridiculously sublime... or one can just rock out in a camera-free zone.

Bareoke is karaoke in a strip club. The singer rocks out on the side of the center stage while the strippers do their thing. Stip clubs are notorious for not allowing cameras. Yes, I had a camera in my pocket, but I wasn't going to risk getting kicked out of the land of uncut awesome that is the result of strippers and karaoke, especially when they have Sober and Man in the Box on the playlist. You will not find the power and glory of me singing Sober while drunk on stage with strippers on the Internet. The closest you'll find is the preface, which I've included.