(Not) Energy Drink by MsGoblinPants Extraordinaire
March 19th, 2008 2:16 PMMy shrinking drink was a complete success!
Preparation
The full array of chemicals.
Adding the first ingredient
Adding the second ingredient
Careful!
The third ingredient
The third ingredient is so volatile that it can only be added dropwise. Only try this if you're a trained professional!
The final ingredients
Double-fisted action. Holy ambidextry, Batman!
The reaction begins!
Our potion is nearly finished. We simply wait for the tachyon particles to reverse polarity (and the foam to settle).
Filling the bottle for consumption.
The potion is complete!
The bottle shrank!
Woah, the shrinking drink is so potent that it even shrank the bottle!
Wow.
The shrinking drink even shrank the glassware around it! That is one powerful potion. Too powerful for casual use...
Foolish assistant!
Oh no! My fool of an assistant does not heed my warnings, and tries the shrinking drink! This could be the end of my minion!
The aftermath
After losing my best henchman to this potion, I decided to shelve it away. I'm sure it will cause no trouble here, amongst my roommates' cooking supplies!
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... This potion of yours would be very useful in gaining leverage against San Francisco Zero. How many mL would it take to shrink a 1700 tonne radio tower to pocketable size?
How many mL would it take to shrink a 1700 tonne radio tower to pocketable size?
Looks like 1 drop should do it...
To San Francisco, then! We have a tower to filch.
Sir, are you proposing the theft of the Sutro Tower?
Colonel Mustard! How dare you suppose such a thing!
(if you're considering ratting us out: I heard you had something to do with the death of Reverend Green, with the candlestick, in the billiards room...)
you'll never get our tower! You'll have to pry it from my, suddenly very tiny hands!
Seeings as I am somewhat miniature already, I'll take the Sutro tower in it's mini form and hide it where all you tall folks won't be able to get to. Actually if you could make another potion to make me taller, I'd really appreciate it.
such great expressions!