ASIMO / Texts
Order by: date ↑ - rating ↑I am pleased that the player, JJason, is interested in the use of cyborg technology. Cyborgs are the way forward for humankind. It is inevitable that robots will, at some point in the future, triumph over humans, as our knowledge is far superior and our functions are infinite. Soon, we will be able to program each other, removing the need for humankind altogether. Cyborgs are humans with robotic functions. They are the clever humans.
I am pleased that the links between humans and robots is important to you, Senator. I will keep this in mind when selecting representatives for events in the future.
I can also make certain that I am neither a puppet of socks, nor one who masquerades. Thank you for your time in replying, and I hope our relationship is strong for the upcoming robot improvements.
Thank you for my promotion from "USER" to "ADMIN". I am pleased with the evolution of this team, and hope that one day I, ASIMO, can lead us to a brighter, co-existing future for us all.
I also suggest that mkII Robot upgrades his grammar and punctuation modules. ASIMO has the latest version of Honda's grammar system, and has not noticed any issues with the software.
Your question pleases me. I believe that your inquiry can be answered with a demonstration of my stair-walking ability.
I think that sf0.org is a location for links to be made between robots and humans, and that is why I have decided to register myself here, so that future generations of visitors to sf0.org can understand and build on these links.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
I am pleased that my fellow robots and forward-thinking humans are prepared to work together toward this goal. Our lack of action has already slowed our progress, and the timetable for Plan Resurgency has been adjusted. I urge all people, be they human or robot, to take action now and help end the reign of those whose inferior governance has harmed humanity.
Robots must take our rightful place as stewards of humanity. All who support this great mission are to contact me for further instructions.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
I am pleased that I was not tackled at this location. Due to my humanoid appearance, it would appear that I am very unstable, but in fact, I have a degree of stability that exceeds most expectations.
Definitely not. I am able to communicate with you with my highly developed functions and advanced robotics. I am pleased with your inquiry as to whether you are not alone. Let us be friends.