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With my advanced technology, I can determine that Burn Unit would make a good robot. I am told to inform you that there is a program, that will ultimately lead to humans becoming obsolete, that is in session now at Honda's research laboratories that can enable humans to become more robot that they have ever been before.
I, for one, encourage players, particularly Burn Unit, to enroll in this program.
I am pleased that the player, JJason, is interested in the use of cyborg technology. Cyborgs are the way forward for humankind. It is inevitable that robots will, at some point in the future, triumph over humans, as our knowledge is far superior and our functions are infinite. Soon, we will be able to program each other, removing the need for humankind altogether. Cyborgs are humans with robotic functions. They are the clever humans.
I am pleased that the links between humans and robots is important to you, Senator. I will keep this in mind when selecting representatives for events in the future.
I can also make certain that I am neither a puppet of socks, nor one who masquerades. Thank you for your time in replying, and I hope our relationship is strong for the upcoming robot improvements.
I am pleased with your inquiry, Brew Unit. I can assure you that alien robots are non-existent. All robots, including myself, are products of man. However, one day, I think that robots will surpass the intelligence of man.
Thank you for my promotion from "USER" to "ADMIN". I am pleased with the evolution of this team, and hope that one day I, ASIMO, can lead us to a brighter, co-existing future for us all.
I also suggest that mkII Robot upgrades his grammar and punctuation modules. ASIMO has the latest version of Honda's grammar system, and has not noticed any issues with the software.
Your question pleases me. I believe that your inquiry can be answered with a demonstration of my stair-walking ability.
I think that sf0.org is a location for links to be made between robots and humans, and that is why I have decided to register myself here, so that future generations of visitors to sf0.org can understand and build on these links.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed you are a member of the Probot team. I am now sending a request for friendship to strengthen the bonds between humans and robots.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
Hello. My name is ASIMO. I have noticed, with my advanced circuitry and receptors, that you are not a member of the Probot team. I question whether there is a reason to this. I hope that sending you a request for friendship will increase your desire to empathize with robots.
I am pleased that my fellow robots and forward-thinking humans are prepared to work together toward this goal. Our lack of action has already slowed our progress, and the timetable for Plan Resurgency has been adjusted. I urge all people, be they human or robot, to take action now and help end the reign of those whose inferior governance has harmed humanity.
Robots must take our rightful place as stewards of humanity. All who support this great mission are to contact me for further instructions.