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Fun With Food by Beetle bomb

June 18th, 2008 12:03 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Play with your food.

this is a task I completed long ago, but I was very lame/lazy and never posted it.

Allow me to set the scene (insert flash back music here)

The day: April 20th

The place:Arturo's Tacos corner of western and armatige

Witnesses:If I told you I'd have to kill you

My objective: to interact with unsuspecting food product in a jovial mannor


As I looked at the menu, so many options were there at my fingertips...
a basket of chips -too 2dimentional

a glass of horchatta- to wet

...A BURRITO !!! IT MUST BE A BURRITO!

the rest of the story is best told with the pictures below,

Beware faint of heart and the hungry of stomach

(Thanks In Teak for helping document)

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indicision.JPG

indicision.JPG

the picking of the victem


burrito.JPG

burrito.JPG

the unsuspecting urban food log


burritobat.JPG

burritobat.JPG

the dreaded lopsided burrito bat of the southern himalayas


insideouted.jpg

insideouted.jpg

after deconstruction I reassembled backwards to invent the INSIDE OUT burrito. were hoping it will catch on very soon.


rainbow.jpg

rainbow.jpg

someday we'll find it the burrito connection. the lovers the eaters and me


underconstruction.JPG

underconstruction.JPG

constructing the tower. the fork was nice enough to stand in as the roll of flying buttress


leaningtowerofburrito.jpg

leaningtowerofburrito.jpg

The Leaning tower of Burrito: Finally, Mexican cuisine and Italian architecture finally all on one plate! life is good


darksideoftheburrito.jpg

darksideoftheburrito.jpg

Pink Floyd anyone?


mandown.jpg

mandown.jpg

as I could no longer pick up the burrito, and since forks and knifes are for chumps, I decided to sink down to the burrito's level


holyguacamole.jpg

holyguacamole.jpg

delicious! and I saved some for later.



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oh man... this was a long time ago. +2
posted by Myrna Minx on June 18th, 2008 10:43 AM

i love the parallel between you and the painting of the pope over your shoulder.

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posted by Julian Muffinbot on June 18th, 2008 3:18 PM

i love arturo's tacos...

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posted by teh Lolbrarian on June 18th, 2008 6:09 PM

vote for fork flying buttress.

FUCKING GROSS
posted by Zoo Babies Pet Animals on June 21st, 2008 8:11 PM

that was really fucking sick. but i did enjoy the sheer emotion of disgust i was experiencing. i really really appreciated the new lyrics to "the rainbow connection". i almost forgot how much i loved kermit.