The Royal Mayo Proclamation:

Once upon a time, Xena the Warrior Princess and the Mayonnaise Prince were invited to an evening gala to be held in a neighboring country [read: school]. Unable to turn down the idea of merriment and somewhat!free food [a host and hostess gift is always necessary, after all], Princess Xena and Prince Mayo decided to attend.

Arriving fashionably a few hours early and finding the party not quite started, they decided to give themselves a tour of the land.

On their journey, they encountered many mysteries of which they had never seen in their own nation.



THEN FATE STRUCK:


It can only be said that the opportunity presented itself and the royal pair could not refuse.

MISSION ACCEPTED:


Measuring the size of the letters using a pamphlet taken from a generous villager [read: Health Center]:


Making new letters with the resources on hand (Sociology readings from the previous quarter):


Inconspicuously inserting the much-needed changes in broad daylight (Being a Prince and Princess offered them some immunity):


IMPROVEMENT:


THE FACE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT:


And having bettered their neighbors, Xena the Warrior Princess and Mayonnaise Prince trotted off into the setting sun, in the direction of the party, of course, but not before wreaking a bit of havoc elsewhere.

But that, my dear, is a story for another day.