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Regular Animal Documentation by Zeke
October 30th, 2007 2:16 PM
With a great risk to myself, I chose to document a great menace to our land. I of course mean the ancient and deadly fire snail!
the beast unaware.
It seems to be foraging on the rotting carcas of it's last victim.
uh-oh
My plan has failed! I've been spotted!
Ach, Hans run!!!
IT'S COMMING RIGHT FOR US!!
phew.
Thank goodness I had the forethought to wear my fire retardant suit. As I lay playing dead, the monster quickly scampers away, in search of it's next meal.
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posted by Charlie Fish on October 31st, 2007 1:12 AM
Hee hee, you ran from the snail, it made me laugh...
posted by Lincøln on October 31st, 2007 1:18 AM
Mr. Fish, it wasn't just a snail it was a deadly fire snail. You'd probably run too.
posted by Zeke on October 31st, 2007 11:31 AM
The senator is correct. There is nary a man who could stand his ground against such a beast.
Snails rule.
Our pet snail is named Stanley.