
A place you have never been. by Ziggy C.
April 29th, 2007 1:12 PMNicked
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Finally, the word variations comes up, which points to a local Arby's. Believe it or not, I have never eaten at Arby's (no desire to really), but this was sort of ideal considering I had yet to eat.
One of my biggest worries was where I would write the word outside the building. It was a very exposed store, with roads on either side, an entire wall of windows and the drive-thru taking up two of the other walls. I decided to worry about this later, and headed in. I scrawled variations on the toilet in the bathroom in case writing it outside would be too inconvenient, figuring it's better than nothing.
Irrelevant Note: As I waited to receive my meal, I noticed one of the machines behind the counter emitted three pitches over and over, and these pitches were the first three notes of The Postal Service's "Be Still My Heart".
I ate my meal, and then I waited outside the building on the one free wall with a road running along side it, pretending to be on a cell phone 'til the coast was clear to write variations on the wall with a sharpie. I waited for a good ten minutes, but someone was always there. Either a person waiting in line for drive-thru, or in the parking lot. Eventually, I spotted a little Arby's utility (?) building on the other end of the lot. Perfect. I wrote the word, and left.
I should also note that on the way back, inspiration struck for Pants Observation Exercise, and I was lucky enough to have stumbled upon what I needed. What a great trip!
NOTE: While it was a great trip, the Arby's made me horribly sick and nauseous later. Ugh. Every step I took was like someone stuck me in the gut with a shiv. I guess I'm not eating there, again...
Triforce Graffiti

I'll admit that I'm a gamer. It's just something from my childhood that I never quite got rid of. In any case, being an avid Zelda fan, I was delighted to see this graffiti already on the building when I got there.
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Heh. I do, apparently. It just sounded a lot more appealing than RB, I suppose. Plus it was cheap, and my budget is quite ridiculous. Every bit makes a difference..
That's what Arby's did to me too- the one and only time I ever ate there. Pump-action cheese sauce should be illegal.
Woah woah, back up a bit.
Not to be a nay-sayer or anything, but I firmly believe that Pump-action cheese sauce should be a MANDITORY yummy food topping for ALL races, ages and classes.
Lest ye forget, our time-honored actor-turned-president RR graciously and forcibly gave out truckloads of the solidified foodstuff back in the day, and look what a difference that made!
I say MORE pump action is the route to go!
Scooter, I believe you may be confusing pump-action cheese sauce for ranch dressing.
Scooter, I think you're confusing the cheese sauce with a different pump that Jason apparently broke.
Arby's isn't a clever way of saying "roast beef" although the name is based on the initials "R.B." Although R.B. doesn't stand for roast beef, it stands for Raffel Brothers, as it was brothers Forrest and Leroy Raffel who started the business. The fact that they sold roast beef sandwiches was merely coincidence.
and orders chicken????!!!!
:)
(Horsey sauce is awesome)(Made with real horses)