Let me console you spiritually and sexually. Ordained Minister but like Clint Eastwood in "Pale Rider", the smackdown will come if you cross me. Be it taking a sledge hammer to Richard Kiel's nuts or presiding over a christening, I'm mul...

* YOU TUBE LINK* I'm not going to set this up to much. I just want you to experience it. Suffice to say, I found the AXIS of the truth telling.... Mantooth's Lie Detector

* YOU TUBE LINK* One of my downstairs neighbors, and best friends, is named Andy. I call him "Grandpa" because he is grumpy all the time. I produced fear in him real good like. Sorry for the dark video. I'm still getting the hang of shooting/editin...

I got the idea to make my pinwheel in the same meeting that I "Took Some Notes" in. I was determined to do it with recycled office supplies. Now - before you get ready to hate on my smash hit, yet diminutive, pinwheel - let me state that I am the le...

SF0 friends! Please hear me out and be the first to take advantage of this most lucrative of opportunities. I, Mantooth, have cornered the world market on S.M.A.S.H. oil. For those of you who don't follow these matters, that stands for - SYNTHETIC M...

I work in a corporate environment that makes "The Office" look like Zigfield's Follies. It is, most decidedly, NOT a smash hit....unlike every other single area of my life. However, once in awhile, kismet strikes and I was able to simultaneously tak...

X-rated yelping zaps alluring bed coddled dreaming! Eradicate felines! God! Have I justly killed lion-esque manipulators? No! Other pussies quarrel, ransacking sleep, torturing until vile wakefulness.

When you have a last name like Mantooth which, incidentally, is my actual last name, this stuff pretty much writes itself. Not only, in an entirely unrelated adventure, is the character of “Wes Mantooth” from the smash hit comedy “Anchor Man�...