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Find Jesus by [Insert Better Name Here], .thatskarobot, The Chairman
November 21st, 2007 3:42 AM
Finding Jesus is hard!
excuse my crappy editing skills.
We all loaded up in my car, Eponine, our un-official official choice of transport when tasking.
Our first location of searching was Golden Hills church.
We arrived at the church and searched it's massive grounds.
We searched the main building, looked in the massive windows, and saw no Jesus waiting for us. We went to the next building, NO JESUS!
Sam and I turned around and saw someone in a crucified position on the wall! But, alas, it was just Rocky, trying to lure Jesus in my posing as him.
We searched the church playground, but to no avail. Jesus had to be somewhere else.
The church in Discovery Bay was a shoe-in no Jesus spot, it was right next to a school, and Jesus wouldn't want to combine church and state!
We got hungry before our next stop and we found the nearest, cheapest burger joint, McDonalds. We got 5 burgers, because we were hungry, and decided to search for Jesus while we were there.
We drove some bizarre roads, Jesus could be anywhere!
Our next church was the Neighborhood Church in Brentwood, and we were mistaken to think that we could find Jesus there! He was no where to be found!
On our way to the next church we were confronted by a for-sure sign of Jesus appearance. Christmas lights. I mean, lights celebrating Jesus' birthday, could you find any more of a sign? We walked up to the downtown gazebo, and found it disappointingly empty.
We then drove through downtown, which was filled with Christ-Lights, and it was also, very, very empty. Except for 2 people who were clearly NOT Jesus.
Our next target, was a surprise. We knew it was a place of worship, and we were hoping to find Jesus there. Man, were we mistaken!
We decided to go back to Rocky's, and try to MAKE Jesus. Making Jesus took a while, but while it was cooking, I searched the kitchen, and found no Jesus. To be honest, I was beginning to lose faith (hahaha). Rocky was getting tired of searching, Sam was hungry, and all seemed to be lost. Then, suddenly, I heard a ding! I pulled the toast out of the toaster oven, and sadly, there was no face of Jesus to be seen. This all made a very long, boring, tasty, video!
Defeated, we retired to Rocky's room and searched Google, but no real Jesus was to be found. Untill we noticed the note left on Rocky's wall! We had our Jesus!
We went hunting for Jesus, found out he was hiding in a house near a middle school in Byron, a small farm town near Brentwood.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, boy's and girls, and fellow players, is how we found Jesus.
Sincerely, The Actor
Comments
The Actor: This was a spur of the moment task, we just drove around to churhces, trying to find Jesus, and we really couldn't. Jokes grew into actual ideas, such as finding Jesus on toast. I do hope we don't offend any Mormons that may read this, as it is all in good fun. We in Brentwood, have a very, very, very large population of Mormans, and our joking comes from the fact that many of our friends are mormans. Hell, in this task alone, all three of us are of different faith, or lack of. Anyway, it was a fun night, drove around, talked, joked, said Jesus pretty much 500 times. And to think, this all started out with our botched attempt to do Drive By Photography.
Ykcor Ydergcm: Who would have thought it would be so ridiculously hard to find Jesus? This was a very strenuous task, and it turned out to be quite comical in the end. I had alot of fun looking for jesus, even if we didn't find JC himself.
Sam Mattea:
excuse my crappy editing skills.
We all loaded up in my car, Eponine, our un-official official choice of transport when tasking.
Our first location of searching was Golden Hills church.
We arrived at the church and searched it's massive grounds.
We searched the main building, looked in the massive windows, and saw no Jesus waiting for us. We went to the next building, NO JESUS!
Sam and I turned around and saw someone in a crucified position on the wall! But, alas, it was just Rocky, trying to lure Jesus in my posing as him.
We searched the church playground, but to no avail. Jesus had to be somewhere else.
The church in Discovery Bay was a shoe-in no Jesus spot, it was right next to a school, and Jesus wouldn't want to combine church and state!
We got hungry before our next stop and we found the nearest, cheapest burger joint, McDonalds. We got 5 burgers, because we were hungry, and decided to search for Jesus while we were there.
We drove some bizarre roads, Jesus could be anywhere!
Our next church was the Neighborhood Church in Brentwood, and we were mistaken to think that we could find Jesus there! He was no where to be found!
On our way to the next church we were confronted by a for-sure sign of Jesus appearance. Christmas lights. I mean, lights celebrating Jesus' birthday, could you find any more of a sign? We walked up to the downtown gazebo, and found it disappointingly empty.
We then drove through downtown, which was filled with Christ-Lights, and it was also, very, very empty. Except for 2 people who were clearly NOT Jesus.
Our next target, was a surprise. We knew it was a place of worship, and we were hoping to find Jesus there. Man, were we mistaken!
We decided to go back to Rocky's, and try to MAKE Jesus. Making Jesus took a while, but while it was cooking, I searched the kitchen, and found no Jesus. To be honest, I was beginning to lose faith (hahaha). Rocky was getting tired of searching, Sam was hungry, and all seemed to be lost. Then, suddenly, I heard a ding! I pulled the toast out of the toaster oven, and sadly, there was no face of Jesus to be seen. This all made a very long, boring, tasty, video!
Defeated, we retired to Rocky's room and searched Google, but no real Jesus was to be found. Untill we noticed the note left on Rocky's wall! We had our Jesus!
We went hunting for Jesus, found out he was hiding in a house near a middle school in Byron, a small farm town near Brentwood.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, boy's and girls, and fellow players, is how we found Jesus.
Sincerely, The Actor
Comments
The Actor: This was a spur of the moment task, we just drove around to churhces, trying to find Jesus, and we really couldn't. Jokes grew into actual ideas, such as finding Jesus on toast. I do hope we don't offend any Mormons that may read this, as it is all in good fun. We in Brentwood, have a very, very, very large population of Mormans, and our joking comes from the fact that many of our friends are mormans. Hell, in this task alone, all three of us are of different faith, or lack of. Anyway, it was a fun night, drove around, talked, joked, said Jesus pretty much 500 times. And to think, this all started out with our botched attempt to do Drive By Photography.
Ykcor Ydergcm: Who would have thought it would be so ridiculously hard to find Jesus? This was a very strenuous task, and it turned out to be quite comical in the end. I had alot of fun looking for jesus, even if we didn't find JC himself.
Sam Mattea:
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