Nuclear Tag! by Robert Burt, JK Bobbins
February 19th, 2008 10:22 PM'Nuclear Tag!' Holly suddenly yelped. She shoved Carol backward, and ... lunged forwards with a rebel yell. She caromed off the MIB ... 'Sorry-sorry-sorry-' Holly caroled, fleeing past and semaphoring apologies and laughing all at once. She ran ... leaping up over the back of the couch in the lobby and jumping down off the seat. Everyone stared.
-The Cloak of Night and Daggers by Rosemary Edghill
The goal of Nuclear Tag is to avoid authoritative action as long as possible. The rules are simple:
-Play in a public place.
-The person who is it tags another player by pushing them in a random direction and yelling 'Nuclear Tag!' The tagged player is now "it".
-Create as much chaos and havoc as possible without harming innocents.
-Game ends when stopped by authorities.
-Injury should be avoided; everything else is fair game.

On the rule "Injury should be avoided," it was somewhat broken. While in the video clip below Jon runs into the bathroom and I follow him in breakneck pursuit. Behind the bathroom door, I jammed my thumb on his arm while telling him, hence why in the video you hear "Ah!" from Jon and then myself saying "Ow!" instead of what should have happened: "Ah!" "Nuclear Tag!" My thumb is now alright.
JON: Robert looked like he was having a bad day, so I pushed him viciously into a few chairs while shouting: "Nuclear Tag!" Off I ran, as he trailed slowly behind in a state of confusion and excitement, asking the rules of the game. He seemed hesitant at first, but I knew he was into it once he pushed me into a crowd of what I would call children. The struggle continued back and forth for a good ten minutes. Once I decided to build a fort of chairs under a table to keep the beast at bay, the authority chimed in and ruined all the fun. We played the game on and off for the rest of the day with minimal bodily injuries.
The video also features this fellow.
Nuclear Tag!
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Jon gets taken out by a cleverly placed garbage can, infact, it was the Et tu, Brute? can.
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Trash can placement = ingenious
I'm so excited! This was great, seriously. And the trashcan was extremely ingenious.
The trash can booby trap was great.
Where you stopped by the authorities?
School bell rang, and there was a close call with a teacher, when jon fell after running into another person i used as a shield.
I sure miss the days when the "authorities" were just teachers.
Get as much shit done before you get on the wrong side of eighteen as you can.
Good work.
Lulz?