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Robert Burt
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Nuclear Tag! by Robert Burt, JK Bobbins

February 19th, 2008 10:22 PM

INSTRUCTIONS:

'Nuclear Tag!' Holly suddenly yelped. She shoved Carol backward, and ... lunged forwards with a rebel yell. She caromed off the MIB ... 'Sorry-sorry-sorry-' Holly caroled, fleeing past and semaphoring apologies and laughing all at once. She ran ... leaping up over the back of the couch in the lobby and jumping down off the seat. Everyone stared.


-The Cloak of Night and Daggers by Rosemary Edghill

The goal of Nuclear Tag is to avoid authoritative action as long as possible. The rules are simple:

-Play in a public place.
-The person who is it tags another player by pushing them in a random direction and yelling 'Nuclear Tag!' The tagged player is now "it".
-Create as much chaos and havoc as possible without harming innocents.
-Game ends when stopped by authorities.
-Injury should be avoided; everything else is fair game.

ROBERT: I didn't start in this task knowing I was going to be doing this task, personally I wasn't really interested in doing it, but it ended up being fun for the short amount of time it lasted. I was just having lunch as usual inside of one of the classrooms and Jon was standing around mingling too, when all of a sudden he pushed me randomly and yelled "Nuclear Tag!" and ran out the door. I was dazed and mildly confused, I had known of Nuclear Tag, but had forgotten the rules. Well, I ran after him asking him what the rules were and he explained as we ran. We ran through groups of chatting friends, pushing one another into walls, objects and bystanders. In one instance I ran back into the classroom and looked for cover, and grabbed the nearest person in front of me to use as a shield. Jon ran smack into his shoulder and fell to the ground and I made my escape. The bystander was confused, but we explained to him at the end of lunch what had occured and how crucial he was to my escape. In another instance I got pushed by Jon and ran into a planter box, lost balance and fell into a group of people. I quickly apologized and broke pursuit. Jon hid under a table and the class bell rang, which technically means the game was stopped by the authorities. The automated-every-day-same-old authority, but an authority none-the-less. It was just a good thing the game wasn't stopped up until that point.

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On the rule "Injury should be avoided," it was somewhat broken. While in the video clip below Jon runs into the bathroom and I follow him in breakneck pursuit. Behind the bathroom door, I jammed my thumb on his arm while telling him, hence why in the video you hear "Ah!" from Jon and then myself saying "Ow!" instead of what should have happened: "Ah!" "Nuclear Tag!" My thumb is now alright.

JON: Robert looked like he was having a bad day, so I pushed him viciously into a few chairs while shouting: "Nuclear Tag!" Off I ran, as he trailed slowly behind in a state of confusion and excitement, asking the rules of the game. He seemed hesitant at first, but I knew he was into it once he pushed me into a crowd of what I would call children. The struggle continued back and forth for a good ten minutes. Once I decided to build a fort of chairs under a table to keep the beast at bay, the authority chimed in and ruined all the fun. We played the game on and off for the rest of the day with minimal bodily injuries.

The video also features this fellow.

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Nuclear Tag!

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Jon gets taken out by a cleverly placed garbage can, infact, it was the Et tu, Brute? can.


Running

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Robert runs like a little girl



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posted by .thatskarobot on February 20th, 2008 2:26 AM

Lulz?

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posted by Soren THREEdux on February 20th, 2008 11:55 AM

Trash can placement = ingenious

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posted by Vena Nightmare on February 20th, 2008 2:18 PM

I'm so excited! This was great, seriously. And the trashcan was extremely ingenious.

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on February 20th, 2008 6:44 PM

The trash can booby trap was great.

Where you stopped by the authorities?

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posted by Robert Burt on February 20th, 2008 10:05 PM

School bell rang, and there was a close call with a teacher, when jon fell after running into another person i used as a shield.

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posted by DeadDeadDead on February 28th, 2008 9:25 PM

I sure miss the days when the "authorities" were just teachers.

Get as much shit done before you get on the wrong side of eighteen as you can.

Good work.