The C: Although I've been absent from SF0 for awhile, my friends have driven me back. And thus, for my return task, myself, Saint, and Mr. T set out on a magical adventure...

One thing you'll notice is that the jokes got less sexual as we continued on.

Also, I just noticed Saint spelled Meats as "Meets" Never gonna let him live that down.

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--Saint
Hello, hello all my fellow SF0's, this task was extremely fun to do, not to mention "stimulating" if you know what I mean, HA! Just joking. I will just say now that I take full responsibility for pretty much every sexual sticky note that was written during the completion of this task. No, I do not have a sick mind, it's just that a lot of store items are provocative in that way sometimes. Anyway, since I seem to be the long-winded writer of the bunch, I better place this proof in a good light, and fully describe the experience as best I can. It all started on a normal day after school, I was going to hang out with my good friends, and fellow SF0's, Mr.T., and The C. Then, like most times that I am around these two, I started getting the drive, and I brought up the idea to complete this task. Of course they both agreed it was a good idea, and so we were off to The C's house to collect a couple pads of sticky notes (he has quite a few, as all of you may already know, from his labeling compulsion). Then we drove off to our first destination, Safeway. We chose Safeway because it was further from our houses, and there was less a chance that we'd be recognized while writing obscene things on sticky notes and adhering them to food items. After placing many strange works of literary genius all around Safeway, we decided to make our move on the nearby Albertson's. Though this was a much riskier attack, as we lived closer to it, in the long run it was well worth it (I bought a baguette). With my quick wit, and unmatchable ability to come up with the most random shit on the spot, The C's already well known labeling skills, and Mr. T.'s pure insanity, we managed to create quite an interesting shopping experience for those to follow us.