
Trespassing the Future by Stu
February 12th, 2008 1:47 PM
when I was suddenly transported to an expanse of snowy ice somewhere in the Arctic.
There I met Polar Bear Stu.

I must have looked scared out of my wits, because she shushed me and told me not to worry. She wasn't looking to harm me. She just had information to share needed someone who could show the rest of the world. She asked if I would help, and I, still dumbstruck, indicated my assent with a nod.
Polar Bear Stu explained to me that she once enjoyed miles and miles of snow-covered ice. She always had room, and food was abundant. Now, her territory is slowly shrinking.

What once could support a mom and twin cubs is now barely big enough for her. "Sadly," she remarked, "It's not like I'm getting laid, anyway."
Finally settling in a little, I asked her to show me around. To let me see something good in her life. She brought me to her favorite fishing hole.

While she retrieved lunch, I asked this well-traveled fish about what he'd been noticing:

"Well, it looks like we've got fewer species floating around, these days." He said the prognosis was grim for our finned friends all over.
After he and I wrapped up some gossip about krill, I set out in search of Polar Bear Stu again. After about 20 minutes with no success, I heard a large rumbling noise, followed by the moan of a frightened PBStu.
She had been stranded on a tiny ice floe which had broken off into the sea:

I helplessly watched her drift away, then I sat down and cried.
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Flitworth
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Meta tron
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JTony Loves Brains
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The Vixen
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GYØ Ben
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Optical Dave
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Listener
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Sombrero Guy
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Cat A sTrophe
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TEA
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Not Here No More
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Rainy
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Meta: Thanks. Oddly, I'd either stumbled across the articles or friends had pointed them out previously, and this idea sort of dawned on me while I was in a depressed funk as a response to my knowing the information. It needed the cuteness to keep me from getting to unhappy about the whole thing.
Also, it's intentionally melodramatic. Really. And sort of absurd. (Hell, anything that uses Jethro Tull to convey the sadness of a polar bear dying by FALLING OFF ITS ICE FLOE has got to be insane.)
OK, I'm voting because this totally deserves a vote and I totally love it...
BUT YOU'VE GOT TO BRING PBSTU BACK!!!
There must be some kind of sequel or return or something. I mean, you got your message across and then PBStu has to die, too??!! NONONONONONO!
So, please, bring her back, and not in some horrific zombie "back from the dead" sort of way (unless you can make that all kinds of cute, too).
Please?
JTony: Thank you, first of all.
I will see what I can do about poor PBStu. I may have to commission a boat and polar bear rescue team, but that might be able to be done. I miss her greatly, and I will do everything I can to bring her back as a non-zombie.
I LOVE this. You make me laugh and cry. Far too adorable:)
I vote for research and cuteness.