July 10 +2

See, here's the thing about saying, no offense. Most of the time, what people really mean is, I'm about to say something which will offend you, and I know it's offensive, but I'm going to say it anyway. And that's a fine thing to mean, so long as you don't go throwing it all away by saying exactly the opposite. There are times when offense is appropriate, useful, even REQUIRED. In those cases, by all means, offend. Offend with passion. Offend with zest. Offend with a bit of humor, when possible. But don't go wasting all that glorious wrath with a wishy-washy, boiler-plate disclaimer tacked on the end.

Don't take this the wrong way, because, you know, some of my best friends are the US Government, but . . .

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Though I think this task could have more a potentially more thorough completion, I like the sound of your insights, and I like the way you write about doves crashing into windows, tribal dances in the rain, picturesque men on skiffs.

Also, I agree with Burn Unit. Offend without shame! Especially as regards politics. If your opponent can't reply with a snappy, vigorous comeback, either they or their position is flawed.