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Hey-Look-It's Caleb!
Level 1: 37 points
Alltime Score: 277 points
Last Logged In: July 3rd, 2009
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posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on November 4th, 2007 12:48 AM

What about Canada Post? Its like the USPC, only slower!

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on November 7th, 2007 9:29 AM

For using so much disturbing sexual imagery and topics in a praxis, i here by award you the following image:

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Oh, and a vote. I also award you a vote.

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on November 8th, 2007 7:54 AM

Dude, you we're in Shaun of the Dead? That alone is worth a vote!

barhah, harman!

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on November 8th, 2007 3:04 PM

Chicago is pretty near where i live...I couldn't road trip, but if y'all met in Chiggy I could come hang out...

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on November 29th, 2007 9:24 PM

Dammit, i was working on something almost exactly the same when you posted this! GRRRR!

Well, early bird gets the worm, so good job!

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on December 1st, 2007 6:34 PM

FIE FIE, FOR THE PLAUGE BROUGHT BY THE REVOLUTIONARY SHELL BE DESTROYED

YOU WHO DENY THE GLORY of the University of Aesthematics shall be the first upgainst the wall when the true Revolution arrives! The Revolutionary lies to you all! For the power of the University is uncorrupted, nay, it is uncorruptable!

THE REVOLUTIONARY FEARS the Trajectory of Desire! He comes not to create art, but instead to rip you from your home, damage your abilities for making art with meaning! He placates your sensibilities while ruining your ideas!

THIS IS THE GOLDEN AGE OF ASTHEMATICS, one that will be with us for the duration of the Glasnot Era, and far beyond. We, together, are creating a world ruled by art, art that is representative of this world! It is a cycle of growth, change, and creation! The Revolutionary wants to drag you, my fellow Aestematicians out into the Dark Ages of the Trajectory of Desire!

DEFEND THE UNIVERSITY AGAINST THE HERESY OF STAGNANCY THE REVOLUTIONARY BRINGS TO US!

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We must show them that the University stands strong in the face of such insults as this "revolution"! Go through the world, spread art! Produce meaning in that which seemingly has none with all your techniques of aesthematics! In the words of Leonard Bernstein: "Any great work of art ... revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world—the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air." This is the special power of the University of Aesthematics, the power that other groups have not an access to!

Each of you who stands strong in the University should complete a task in a way that is distinctly ours. Create, make, form, combine, do what you will to bring art (and through that art, meaning) to the world and to SFØ! Feel free to collaborate with members of other groups, for they are not the enemy! The enemy is The Revolutionary and his illegitimate army of those who have foregone the grand institution of the University of Aesthematics!

COME, O YOU REVOLTING HORDE: You shall rue the day you ever challenged the might of the University! Come, join us at the Player Killing Areas! We bring all back to you tenfold!

In War: Resolution. In Defeat: Defiance. In Victory: Magnanimity. In Peace: Good Will. -Winston Churchhill

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on December 13th, 2007 3:17 PM

well, i don't think i'll be trying to complete this task... (eww eww EWW)

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on January 6th, 2008 8:21 AM

Nice pictures too!

posted by Hey-Look-It's Caleb! on January 6th, 2008 8:24 AM

Don't move it, I like how you are doing things differently here!

Reject SF! (nah, actually, SF is awesome. even though i've never been anywhere near there :D)

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