Look away from the camera

It makes you seem more interesting.

i make coats apparently

I am convinced that I am famous somewhere (or at least my name is) so I constantly Google myself. (Get your mind out of the gutter) So I finally found my name. . . and apparently I make coats. Cheap coats. This was selling on a Japanese website for 2000 Yen, about $18.68 American.

Zombie?

I was going for a zombie look, but I ended up looking like a dirty girl with horrible cataracts.

You don't know bout that. . .

Yes, I moonlight as a gangster. I honestly have no idea.

Me

OK, no makeup, no shirt. Half a face.