25 + 10 points
(Not) Energy Drink by GYØ Ether
February 4th, 2008 1:49 PM
The Anti-Energy Drink
To create the perfect anti one must start with the othe half.
Energy drinks usually consist of chemicals designed to increase stamina to enhance performance
well
My Anti-Energy drink therefore should be created such that it decreases stamina to corrupt performance.
Splendid.
So, my first ingredient to construct the base is Horlicks and water
I can use its sedative properties to hep my ant-energy drink bring the users energy levels down
Second i will use some milk
Milk contans a chemical which also encourages sleep.
Thirdly I will use some whipped cream
Likewise the whipped cream will retain its sleepy chemicals
I had a bit of a Homeopathic spurt here and decided to add some golden syrup.
This wont actually encourage physical activity but will stimulate the brain giving a psychological advantage. If the drinker gets a positive message to the brain then it should encourage it to think it will work.
and finally some sugar crystals for presentation.
To create the perfect anti one must start with the othe half.
Energy drinks usually consist of chemicals designed to increase stamina to enhance performance
well
My Anti-Energy drink therefore should be created such that it decreases stamina to corrupt performance.
Splendid.
So, my first ingredient to construct the base is Horlicks and water
I can use its sedative properties to hep my ant-energy drink bring the users energy levels down
Second i will use some milk
Milk contans a chemical which also encourages sleep.
Thirdly I will use some whipped cream
Likewise the whipped cream will retain its sleepy chemicals
I had a bit of a Homeopathic spurt here and decided to add some golden syrup.
This wont actually encourage physical activity but will stimulate the brain giving a psychological advantage. If the drinker gets a positive message to the brain then it should encourage it to think it will work.
and finally some sugar crystals for presentation.
Player photo, seriously!