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Yenoh Honey
Level 1: 14 points
Alltime Score: 475 points
Last Logged In: November 2nd, 2009


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Dream About Another Player by Yenoh Honey

October 18th, 2006 8:41 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Have a dream about an SFZero player that you don't know in real life, or at least that you didn't know before joining the site. Try to describe the dream as thoroughly as possible in your proof.

--------------------DAY 103ish (2/13/2007)--------------------

Yet another dream of a "player" that I can't tell about yet (see comments).

--------------------DAY 102ish (2/12/2007)--------------------
Okay it finally happened. I am sure I have probably dreamed of this person before but in light of the recent SF0 activities, I find this dream appropriate for completing this task. See, this last weekend was Sweet Cheat Gone, which I gleefully attended... but in a DAMN IT'S WET THOUGH kind of way. Behind the scenes "bad agent" Jackie H. attended as well. Being a bad agent meant that if she found me as I was collecting evidence for my case she would chase me with her creepy white mask on and possibly destroy my evidence. Or my bigger fear, I would fall down and skin my knees. Or as I said that night about the possibility of being chased by a bad agent "Being chased in the rain!? That's like running with scissors!" So luckily she did not find me...

...until last night... in my dreams. Damn you Jackie H.

It was short and to the point really. I saw Jackie H. standing on something of a grassy knoll. Instead of running I decided it would be a good idea to battle. I tried with all my might to attack her but failed miserably in the "I am trying to run in my dream but I am not going anywhere" sort of way. It seemed I could not make any personal contact with her, though I felt so compelled to do so. I thought for a bit about this conundrum then it come to me. I picked up a rather large glass lamp and suddenly I was overcome with the desire to KILL her with it. Yeah, not hurt or mangle... KILL.

I found a way achieve my objective, and circumvent my dream limitations. I pulled my very large, clear glass lamp back behind my head and just as I was ready to swing and Jackie H. was cowering below, she made a rather unusual request. She looked up at me and asked me to please kill her with a wooden object because she does not like glass.

Well, I thought, if I am going to kill her I might as well grant her last request. Isn't that how it's supposed to go? Lucky for me I had small collection of lamps next to me, one of which happened to be made of solid wood. What I did not realize at the time was that Jackie H. was only buying time. In fact, it was just enough time for me to swing my solid wood lamp back behind my head and hear the incessant ringing of my morning alarm.

Next time Jackie H.... next time.




--------------------DAY 14ish (11/1/06)--------------------
I had a great dream last night that I had a pet calf. It was so beautiful and a rich chocolate brown. I was carrying it will me everywhere and I really loved it. I was going to name it "Starlight" or something related to Rainbow Bright but I didn't know yet. Is there any player that is called "Pretty Brown Calf or Starlight" ??? Maybe I will keep trying.

--------------------DAY 10 (10/28/06)--------------------
No luck. I haven't been focusing. It will come.


--------------------DAY 2 (10/19/06)--------------------
Last night I didn't focus on anyone in particular but I dreamt about some really old guy in a wheelchair. We were at a party and I pet his head twice and asked him if he wanted some food. Do you want me to pet your head in my sleep? Let me know.


--------------------DAY ONE (10/18/06)--------------------
Okay so this is going to be a process. See, I have not yet dreamed about a player but I will attempt to force myself to. Dreams are something of my forte... I do dream analysis and whatnot.

When I was a teenager and I started getting into dream stuff I would concentrate before I went to sleep on a specific subject. I vividly remember one time I tried to make myself dream about Care Bears. Well, it worked but it was a horrible nightmare and I think they had some kind of weapons and were chasing me. So it's been about 10 years since then so I think I am ready to give it another try.

So I have a plan:

1. Find a player to focus on. Study their accomplishments and get a good grasp of their persona.

2. When I am falling asleep every night I will remind myself of their tasks and visualize their player photos.

3. Dream about them.

I currently do not have a player to dream about but if anyone is interested in me dreaming about them, let me know and I will try. Then you can see what someone who studies you will really think about you subconsciously.

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This is a large version of my little calf, Starlight.



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posted by yoko ono on October 19th, 2006 10:29 AM

You could dream about me, if you like.

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posted by avidd opolis on October 19th, 2006 12:30 PM

dammit no! it's my turn! if you dream about piratey i will scream!

dude.
posted by mock piratey turtle on October 19th, 2006 2:53 PM

last time i checked i wasn't an old guy in a wheel chair..

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posted by Ink Tea on October 25th, 2006 5:50 PM

Have you dreamt about avidd or yoko yet?

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posted by Ink Tea on November 21st, 2006 9:06 AM

Perhaps the way to do this is surround yourself in others' tasks- spend an inordinate amount of time reading their texts and such?

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posted by Jackie H on February 13th, 2007 6:48 PM

i still think you should try to dream about a player you haven't met in real life, but i do think it's unusual that you dreamt about me in the context of sf0 given that sf0-time constitutes about .03% of the length of time we've known each other.

plus, that shit is creepy. you want to kill me? why??????????????????

we're definitely going to have a talk about this. this is not how i want to get paid back for giving you some sandwich.

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posted by Jackie H on February 13th, 2007 8:07 PM

p.s. how did you know it's always been my fantasy to be bludgeoned to death by someone wielding a giant wooden lamp?

I know!
posted by Yenoh Honey on February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM

Yeah, that was some weird dream. And what's the deal with lamps? I guess your mom does have a lot of neat lamps from back in her ample lamp days so maybe I see that connection. Maybe I think you are bright... so bright I might have to kill you.

I am still going to attempt to dream about another player too. I forgot to mention that the night before I had decided to dream about a player. Maybe I will do that again tonight.

A reason why?
posted by Saul Z on February 14th, 2007 2:09 PM

I've found that all my "killing" dreams have brought me closer to those I love, so if I were you Jackie H, para-professional careless dream-haunter, I would be blushing.

In any case, looking forward to more dreams, Ms. Honey.

Another Dream
posted by Yenoh Honey on February 14th, 2007 2:47 PM

I actually did have yet another dream of a... dare I say player.... who i can not reveal yet, due to the fact they have not signed up for SF0 yet. She was at Sweet Cheat Gone however which is promising. When she signs up, I will tell my dream. It involved Harlem and dancing so you know it's good.

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posted by Jackie H on May 16th, 2007 5:47 PM

hey--i just dreamt last night that the warriors actually won their 5th playoff game against utah, and, to celebrate, ian killed you! it wasn't malicious or anything, it was just a sort of celebratory non-event. we were also both very excited about game 6. mostly, though, i remember i was wearing this awesome black dress with cap sleeves and some giant mesh flower cut-outs.