Poon is my cat. (re: Everything That Exists Is On The Internet)

http://www.floofy.com/zenpoon.jpg

http://sf0.org/Yenoh/Package-From-The-Insane/

From a non-sf0'er (for your pleasure): (re: Alphabet Soup)

Antagonistic birds collide downstream, egretfully following gnawed hides into Jakarta. Klondikebars licked mouthwateringly negate other people's Qabalistic receptivity. Soon thereafter, unanimous ventures waft xenophobically; yearning zealously among blissful Cassiopaeans.

Wait a second... (re: War Of Escalating Dares)

I love how the chair takes all the attention from the oddity of a roll of masking tape-bike lock hanging from the ceiling. Hmmm, I am thinking maybe you guys are weird ALL the time.

I also think that your last dare should actually be being taped to the chair on the ceiling. I guess that would be you Sam.

Cave Painting (re: Player Photograph)

So I am assuming you spit those pareils out onto your hands like they did with berries? Awesome.

I wanna play (re: The Waiting Game)

1. Siamese twin (no head) dolphins
2. Kissing rams
3. Baby elephant taking off banana costume (or shedding cocoon)
4. Radioactive cross-eyed mouse from above shown shooting lazers from eyes
5. Peter Pan costume with mysterious hole in crotch area

Best Idea Evah! (re: Reverse Shoplifting)

I think this is one of the most impressively completed tasks I have yet to see. I wanted to buy the Fun Spoon too. Eggsellent job guys!

Best Idea Evah! (re: Reverse Shoplifting)

I think this is one of the most impressively completed tasks I have yet to see. I wanted to buy the Fun Spoon too. Eggsellent job guys!

I did two but I wanted this one separate (re: Alphabet Soup)

Jane: All bipolar cats dig everywhere.
Marge: Funny gatos!
Jane: Hampsters inside jars keep laughing....
Marge: Monkeys nudge old pianos?
Jane: Questionable.
Marge: Really?
Jane: Some try unsuccessfully.
Marge: Very weird.
Jane: Xeroxing Yaks zealously aid beavers creating dams.
Marge: Enough!
Jane: Fine.
Marge: Good.
Jane: Had it???
Marge: Jane...
Jane:: Look, my nephew's ol' quintuplets really sing triumphantly.
Marge: Uh, very wonderful.

DAG (re: Microfiction)

I knew someone would count. It was at 255. Besides, the directions said "It should be less than 200 words."

HA! (re: We, The Horny)

What a wonderful task! Yeah the dirty bathroom girl has gone too far. I like how your ad was virtually non-sexual aside from the possible interpretations of "petting" yet half the responses were for three-ways.