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Correspond with a spammer by Vena Nightmare
November 18th, 2009 12:29 PM
This was on Gaia Online, attempted hacks can count as spam right? This happened in 2007, so I was 14 then and still probably a bit obsessed with Gaia...
Investigator: I just recently got a report that you hacked a person named Peete.
Me:Is it that obvious?
Investigator:So are you confessing to this?
Me:Psh no. I'm just messin' with ya. Who's this Peete guy anyhow?
Investigator:A person accusing you of hacking her. Do you have any proof that you didnt?
Me:Do you have any proof that I did?
Investigator:No thats why I need to take a look at your trading and marketing history.
Me:So then why aren't aren't you?
Investigator:I need your password to logg on.
Me:I'm not sure I remember what it is. I have my computer set to remember my password.
Investigator:Please Figure it out or have your email send it to you. Failure to coraperate will result in ban.
Me:I know! Why don't I copy out my history and then send it to you. Would that work?
Investigator:Nope because you could easily change your history.
Me:If I was hacking his account couldn't I just change my history afterwards then?
Investigator:No you couldnt history is set in stone.
Me:Well then I could just copy it and send it to you.
Investigator:No you cannot because people change them all the time when they send it to us. You can not change it on the account but you can when you send it.
Me:I don't understand.
Investigator:You go to copy down the history of trading and marketing you could eaisly change it. I get on your account and I see it for what it is.
Me:Aren't you a mod though?
Investigator:I am a class below a mod just like crew in a guild. I have the ability to ban you. So please coraperate.
Me:How far are you going to go through with this?
Investigator:Until you start coraperating.
Me:Oh please, you can't even spell it right. I've got enough laughs, I'm reporting you. It's a shame that I can't get your real account though, just an account you made yesterday.
Investigator:I will tell you my real person: FUCKOFFBITCH Your account will be banned in 24 hours.
Investigator: I just recently got a report that you hacked a person named Peete.
Me:Is it that obvious?
Investigator:So are you confessing to this?
Me:Psh no. I'm just messin' with ya. Who's this Peete guy anyhow?
Investigator:A person accusing you of hacking her. Do you have any proof that you didnt?
Me:Do you have any proof that I did?
Investigator:No thats why I need to take a look at your trading and marketing history.
Me:So then why aren't aren't you?
Investigator:I need your password to logg on.
Me:I'm not sure I remember what it is. I have my computer set to remember my password.
Investigator:Please Figure it out or have your email send it to you. Failure to coraperate will result in ban.
Me:I know! Why don't I copy out my history and then send it to you. Would that work?
Investigator:Nope because you could easily change your history.
Me:If I was hacking his account couldn't I just change my history afterwards then?
Investigator:No you couldnt history is set in stone.
Me:Well then I could just copy it and send it to you.
Investigator:No you cannot because people change them all the time when they send it to us. You can not change it on the account but you can when you send it.
Me:I don't understand.
Investigator:You go to copy down the history of trading and marketing you could eaisly change it. I get on your account and I see it for what it is.
Me:Aren't you a mod though?
Investigator:I am a class below a mod just like crew in a guild. I have the ability to ban you. So please coraperate.
Me:How far are you going to go through with this?
Investigator:Until you start coraperating.
Me:Oh please, you can't even spell it right. I've got enough laughs, I'm reporting you. It's a shame that I can't get your real account though, just an account you made yesterday.
Investigator:I will tell you my real person: FUCKOFFBITCH Your account will be banned in 24 hours.
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posted by Haberley Mead on November 18th, 2009 4:11 PM
Coraperate - it's a portmanteau word that sprung up in the late forties, along with the post-war business boom. It is generally taken to mean to co-operate with a corporation, usually used for an independent advertiser or the like.
Honest.
posted by Secret Agent on November 18th, 2009 5:28 PM
coraperate - to fuse together using bovine feces.
posted by Flea on November 19th, 2009 11:19 AM
Coraperate - "Collaborate", said by someone with a horrible accent.
posted by Lincøln on November 19th, 2009 11:57 PM
Coraperate - To put socks onto somebody.
posted by Vena Nightmare on November 25th, 2009 10:27 AM
...Does no one have friendly takeovers, at least?
posted by Anna Louise on November 30th, 2009 11:28 PM
Someone trying to hack into your account by accusing you of hacking :-) Very nice!
The word is, "coraperate".
I'll go first:
coraperate - to pass through an obstruction by moving around it.