

100 words by alice gray
September 8th, 2006 7:21 PMWired
Vogue
Adbusters
I felt pretty good about reusing them since I had already read them and even handed them around a little. And the triumverate seemed like a stable one somehow.
Employing a glass of wine and a pair of orange-handled scissors, I made myself tidy sections of words on my bed: Nouns, adjectives (so many adjectives!), pronouns, verbs, helping verbs, conjunctions, articles. I even had a little heap of punctuation. At this point, the cat began to help. She is an agent of chaos. Too much order, she rightly decided. I lost track of my word count. There are still adjectives in my bedclothes.
I found a large sheet of scrap paper and folded it into a book like this,
http://www.nellieedge.com/fold%20a%20book%20instructions.htm
only bigger and floppier. Many of my words were large, and not in my usual big words way.
Although we had started laying out a wildly improbable epistle from some bicycle bats, I soon realized that I needed both more space and a gluestick. Project tabled in a large white envelope.
Several hours later, gluestick in hand, wineglass replentished, I sneaked out of the house to work on this project in the driveway, since it had fewer cats and more space. Bicycle bats soon vanished into the night in a soft breeze, clearly collaborating with cat. I perservered. Categories were no longer practical. I counted. I sometimes used the most airborn words first. I somehow could not shake the rhythm and alliteration. Which is odd, since I instinctively distrust poetry.
Documenting the book was at least as much of a challenge, thankfully I have a strong reading light next to my bed. I have footnoted the text because some of it still didn't come out well.
100 Words, page 1

you and I have become modern Neanderthals our fanatical protest of fatal hearts has touched off a divine ache in constellation
100 Words, page 2

you exchange my secrets for LOVE without genius Death is Dear only to the dying we are from beyond the map
100 Words, page 3

Say what is mythic or isn't American render yourself able to want juicy sky Your mission can be my definition
100 Words, page 4

I rule this delicious hybrid text by mood club level charm for a most foriegn time
100 Words, page 5

your prince's senses are glacial expenses one misses the glass finance mink dresses I had access
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That turned out lovely, and I liked the description of process!
I like that the cat took an active role in the task. She appears to be admiring the work in the last photo.
If I had bedclothes, I would keep adjectives in them.
you and I have
become
modern
Neanderthals
our fanatical protest
of fatal hearts
has touched off
a divine ache
in constelation
you exchange
my secrets
for
love
without genius
Death is dear only
to the dying
we are from beyond the map
Say what is mythic
or isn't American
render yourself
able to want juicy sky
your mission can be my definition
I rule this
delicious hybrid text
by mood
club
level charm for a
most foriegn time
your prince's senses
are glacial expenses
one misses the glass finance minx dresses
I had access
scientific
saints
inspired
this
love
letter