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posted by Turk Fezzik on May 1st, 2008 7:00 PM
you would probably use child slaves instead, you lazy evil bastard.
posted by Turk Fezzik on April 30th, 2008 1:09 PM
Don't get aggressive.
posted by Turk Fezzik on April 30th, 2008 1:07 PM
But they walked past a sign that says "No Trespassing by Government"!
posted by Turk Fezzik on February 7th, 2008 8:59 PM
we no have better word than hokay
wtf is like dumb, hanyway
we will bomb sons of bitches
can it go with no hitches
we then give you ze missiles today
posted by Turk Fezzik on January 15th, 2008 2:40 PM
i'm so happy burn unit is here! i'll be you and you be me.
posted by Turk Fezzik on December 14th, 2007 11:11 AM
mess with him you mess with me.
i am bigger than you or he.
posted by Turk Fezzik on December 11th, 2007 8:59 PM
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Is it like a Corvette?
you're a wierd thing.