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Hank Manolo
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 130 points
Last Logged In: October 5th, 2007


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What Is Real? by Hank Manolo

September 24th, 2007 1:28 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Spend two days (or more) performing reality checks. Make it a habit. How do you know when you're awake? Do you have any personal dream signs? When you've completed this task, try lucid dreaming.

I've always been a fan of lucid dreaming and count "Waking Life" among my favorite movies of all time. I have been performing reality checks consistently for years now, and it got me dreaming lucidly rather often. I never really flip switches, but I'll often look for a digital clock and/or something with fine print on it to determine whether I'm sleeping or awake. Also, I try to do extraordinary things with my mind - like telekinesis or telepathy - which works surprisingly well. Lately, though, I've been lucid dreaming less. My mind has been able to cheat me out of discovering I'm in a dream by allowing me to read the time and/or fine print. Furthermore, I sometimes fail to grasp the reality around me when I'm actually awake (...could be allergies?) The point is that my dreams and reality have both been a blur for some time now. I'm either awake-and-dreaming or dreaming-and-awake. So I submit to all SF0 members that we are all characters in each others' dreams...and that none of this is, in fact, real.

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Hoo-hoooo....
posted by HK Matic on September 24th, 2007 8:30 PM

And now we come to the crux of it...I guess to some people this is more than just a game, Hank. You should go easy on the king *cough* of sarcasm. I'm sure he's a very nice, smart, attractive individual :)

Whoa whoa whoa
posted by The Vixen on September 24th, 2007 8:41 PM

Hey guys, so this little game called sf0 is huge. It can infiltrate every aspect of a players life, in 3D and beyond. And yes Mr. HK Matic, it's more than just a game to A LOT of people. Mostly because its aim is to bring people (physically and mentally) together in a way that allows for self expression that people may not other wise be able to produce in "real life." Yet despite the fact that it's so huge, there definitely isn't room for aggression and negative sarcasm. If you have a problem with someone, keep it private and message them. Don't air your dirty laundry for everyone else to see.

Fair enough, although...
posted by HK Matic on September 24th, 2007 9:02 PM

I find it suspect that someone who's been playing the more-than-just-a-game would approach newcomers with said aggression and negative sarcasm in the first place (* S * P * Å * R *!) Hank just responded in kind...as did I. But you are right, we shouldn't have stooped. Hank: Play nice! Or at least hide your sarcasm in a white font as * S * P * Å * R * did. He's very clever like that!

And...
posted by The Vixen on September 24th, 2007 9:10 PM

...what aggression and negative sarcasm do you speak of? Last I checked, constructive criticism was just that. Constructive.

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posted by HK Matic on September 24th, 2007 9:22 PM

Oh man, I've probably already spent too much time on this, but let's be honest. Saying what Hank did sucks, calling him a noob, and then patronizing him is not constructive criticism.

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posted by The Vixen on September 24th, 2007 9:30 PM

Whatever, this isn't my issue.

LUCIDITY RULES!
posted by bill s. preston esq. on September 24th, 2007 10:40 PM

sometimes i feel like my whole public life is a dream.

Devil's advocate's soap box.
posted by Bex. on September 24th, 2007 11:01 PM

Hey guys, noobs always play differently once they mature as more seasoned players and develop respect for the game. People play for different reasons. But the main thing is fun. If Hank is having fun, who are we to care if his tasking isn't up to our standards? Being judgemental isn't going to make him want to stick around long enough to learn to love doing tasks epicly, its going to make him think we're elitist a-holes. If we keep bullying crappy taskers instead of nurturing thier drive, we're never going to get the kind of fresh blood we need to keep it interesting in here.
Let's not forget this kind of spirit.

Hank: In all honesty, I think your task sucks. Buts its alright with me. I've done lots of sucky tasking. Keep tasking. You'll get something glorious.
We, the Hardcore SFØists, are a little protective of our non-game because it represents an entire philosophy of living. We play as well as we can because it provides a structure for us to live our whole lives with as much passion and adventure as we can muster. When you do shitty tasks, it feels like you don't respect the game. Which means you don't respect a fundamental part of the way we live our lives. So we get defensive. But we all do lame, sucky tasks now and then just because its fun. That's the point.

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posted by The Vixen on September 24th, 2007 11:10 PM

True, everyone does sucky tasks every one in a while. But calling someone a dick is completely different.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 24th, 2007 11:28 PM

yep...me too...I've done plenty of sucky craptacular taskin... and I'm proud of it too!

aw come on.....someone tell me you know about the
posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 12:12 AM

little orphan annie secret decoder rings?!!!


the texts are very funny....I have to admit it.

True, true.
posted by Bex. on September 25th, 2007 12:17 AM

You're sweet, Schall...

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posted by Møuse on September 25th, 2007 7:49 AM

C'at's' bo'ttom's'.

Wow.
posted by Hank Manolo on September 25th, 2007 7:59 AM

I didn't think my response would garner this much reaction, but I'm glad it did.

HK: thanks for standing up on my behalf
Bex: thank you for your diplomacy
* S * P * Å * R *: thanks for your candor and retraction (I'll delete my response as well, so we can consider the slate clean)
The Vixen: thanks for weighing in even though you think I overreacted
Pirate Eddy: thanks for your observations (I think the whole thing is pretty funny, too)
Bill: thanks for commenting about the the actual task and not the fact that it's crappy, or at least that many are of the opinion that it's crappy...which I was never really arguing
Sean and The Gouverneur (and HK!): thanks for the votes
Mr Møuse: I have no idea what that means...but thanks(?)

For the record, I really didn't take it much to heart and I apologize if anyone else took what I said personally. I'm here to have fun just like the rest of you.

Oh look I am not the only one on at 12:45am and then at 8:00am
posted by Blue on September 25th, 2007 8:22 AM

Um yeah... he's british or something. It's probably his thick accent getting in the way.

Does everyone else automatically hear the comments in their head like Bill or Ted would say them?

I'm Bill S. Preston, Esquire!
And I'm Ted "Theodore" Logan!
And we are... WYLD STALLYNS!

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posted by Møuse on September 25th, 2007 9:00 AM

I dont believe any of this is real. Especially these comments.

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posted by YellowBear on September 25th, 2007 9:05 AM

I am not real.

I think the reaction to this task would be much warmer if you focused on the "Spend two days (or more) performing reality checks" aspect, with some sort of documentation of this fact. Also for the record, retroactive task completions (i.e. things not done specifically for sf0 or for the described task) are generally frowned upon and typically elicit little love (at the gentle end) and violent disaproval (at the extreme end).

Still not real.

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 9:27 AM

actually I think that the newbies do get pushed around a bit too much...however....I know SPAR can seem like a jerk...but he's really not....he just likes to mess with people....


and the fact that most of us here can be a little obsessive about the game which I'm not sure is healthy but we have fun regardless and can all be bitches at times...

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posted by Malaysian Eddy on September 25th, 2007 2:27 PM

I wish that I didn't have to go to work in 45 minutes and deal with people....


I am completely open to the idea of someone kidnapping me and having me never work again....totally okay with that...

dude, are you making fun of our band?
posted by Ted Logan on September 25th, 2007 4:46 PM

we are real. unless you like, think we're british.

we've been to british, but we're not real british. only our girls, her majesty royals Elizabeth and Joanna. they're real, and british.

rufus is not real, he's a robot, i think. like evil bill.

I killed Bill! Later Bill!
posted by bill s. preston esq. on September 25th, 2007 5:15 PM

You won't be real when i kill you Ted !

boys, boys. please.
posted by Rufus Carlin on September 25th, 2007 5:21 PM

cut the games. this is no time to fuck about. genghis khan is rampaging through san dimas as we speak....

wait, how real do you think i am, theodore?

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posted by GYØ Ben on October 10th, 2007 2:00 PM

I often like to think of you lot as not real... but you're out there somewhere. *shudders*