Yesterday I (M. Envy) was walking across campus when I passed by an unused cigarette lying innocently in the grass. Normally I would just leave it be for some Berkeley bum to pick up (they're always asking for smokes, even though I'm not a smoker) but This Task suddenly popped into my head and I was struck with the notion:
"What if I smoked a CIGARETTE like a CIGAR?"
I immediately backtracked a couple steps and snatched it up. As it happens, I was actually on my way to visit with Monkey Hero, and I'd figure he'd be down to join in.

Later, back at home it took me a rather long time to find a lighter, I ended up using the emergency back up lighter that we keep around in the event of an earthquake. It's bright pink.

Monkey Hero and I are huge cigar aficionados. We also despise cigarettes.
To up the ante, I wore my Hipster Boy garb to suit the occasion of pretentious cigarette-smoking. to do his part, Monkey Hero was LSD-a-trippin'. more about his day's tasking adventures to come.